He gets to say one line at the end of Half-Life 3, and you're in charge of writing it.
What does he say?
He gets to say one line at the end of Half-Life 3, and you're in charge of writing it
...four
drops crowbar and fades to black
um... that just happened
NIGGER!
The Combine has been defeated, I will now fuck your daughter, Eli.
"About that beer you owe me."
But who is Mr. Freeman? I still don't understand
The cake is......
kino
"We won, Alyx! I think I feel a song coming on..."
Can't Stop The Feeling by Justin Timberlake starts playing
john paul ii raped little children
gay
*goes back to stasis*
"And that's the story of how the G-man... became a G-woman"
Fade to trans pride flag
uh
...Nah
ALL MY NIGGAS NAZIS
NIGGA HEIL HITLER
there goes my "half-life"
”No. Fuck Off”
youtube.com/watch?v=44okJITc9Ao
Ending of Half-Life 3
cuts to civvie pov
getting roughed up by combine
combine gets shot
camera moves right and focuses on Gordon
youtube.com
cuts to end credits
kino
I would actually be really happy with that, nice one anon.
Holy crap Lois
CHICKEN JOCKEY
damn alex's ass be bussin' fr
"Hail to the King, baby!"
WABBA LUBBA DUB-DUB
nuclear mission jam starts playing
ludo
“ Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.”
"I'll see you in half-life 4"
Trans rights are human rigths!
"Kill yourself Tyler"
"Niggers commit more crime per capita than any other race in every place that they have ever lived."
G.I. JOEEEEEEEEEEEE
blame reddit for incessantly bitching about this game
"It's finally over. Thanks for sticking with me kid, though you're not much of a kid anymore are you? We lost some people, they never got to see this moment. But that's alright, they can finally rest knowing it's over. You, Me, Everyone else still with us, we got to see this moment. I hope it was worth the wait."
skibidi
BARBEQUE
BACON
BURGER
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK DUNECOONS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
This if we get a more positive ending or narrate the last paragraph of Epistle 3 if they decide to go with that plot (not happening).
Yours in infinite finality,
Gordon Freeman, Ph.D.
Is a good line.
its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences
Ah, kino
almost falls off a ledge or almost gets hit by debris or something stupid
Woah, that was a close one
Nothing. Just a long, drawn out fart he's been holding since HL1.
I'm
Free man
Was it worth the weight?
God Freeman: "When the day is done and there is nothing left to say, I'll always have one thing to say, I AM AFRAID." <roll credits>
flips up triple lensed nv goggles
kept you waiting huh
directed by tom clancy
"No pussie in the cloud district"
This is bullshit.
"Its over..."
So about that beer you owe me
clubs barney to death with the crowbar
You're still around