ITT: Characters that are impossible to discuss on Anon Babble due to dedicated autists, pic very much related

ITT: Characters that are impossible to discuss on Anon Babble due to dedicated autists, pic very much related.

pretty much anything vaguely feminine

Are you talking about the Kannafags or the people who dislike her?

i miss thursdays

melons am i rite?

what would a kanna game be like lol?

watermelon juice!

muscle kanna!

i miss musclekanna posting...

fat kanna!

kanna feet!

kanna penis!

kanna bush!

kannaMOGGING!

kanna changing my diaper!

i want kanna to eat me!

kanna offers a ravioli!

you wouldn't fuck a plant!

which way Anon Babble man?

look at her go!

if kanna and trip got into a fight, who would win?!

pic of a sprout, uh oh! mods!!!

any requests for my mediocre chicken scribbles???

pointing out the routine! you're not that clever lol!

fill Kanna with water until she fucking explodes!

huh?? she's from a video game???

i summon the only decent remaining drawfag!

bot post!

b-but what about other thread?

why do jannies hate kanna?!

getting snuffed by kanna!

kannapokkur needs more art!

arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/melons am i rite/

quota fulfilled. see you next thread.

People like

Kanna's not even a main character why would you need to discuss her other than posting porn.

159 results

this says more about you than it does kannafags

memorable design

i liked hex (one of the only good things about pokemon xy) and then they made her a gooner icon
and frankly the "LOL MILK" joke is so fucking actual reddit-tier (the kanna melons joke is fine because it's more show than tell than anything and doesn't require knowledge of an obscure reference to ONE NPC)

Low test post

this nigga's trying to call me low test? jarvis post ONE SINGLE hex thread from the past 7 days that's all i need to prove my point thank you.

KEKYPOOPYPOW
you will NEVER be artifactposter

No mention of Infinity Kanna? Guess your copypasta is worthless!

You're retarded.

We don't talk about Infinity Kanna

...according to my delusions

kanna's butthole is dark green almost black

What in the fuck is there to discuss?

so is the futa cock she grows in spring because plants grow their gametes then
people called me heretical for this but i know it to be true

not my kanna

Ok, but what does it taste like? Why does a plant have a butthole anyways?

but what does it taste like?

oxygen i guess

Why does a plant have a butthole anyways?

same reason it has tiddies and nipples and a womb

only one per kanna thread, so it's a good way of tracking how many kanna threads were made. not counting the ones i missed or happened before i started.

So what you're saying is I could eat her ass forever and not suffocate?

It’s less about biological accuracy and more about commitment to the bit. Once you give the plant girl hips and a womb, the botany book’s out the window, anon. As for the taste? Probably like chlorophyll and shame.

Whatever could you mean?

kanna30.jpg - 733x1024, 115.06K

i dont think it would work like that but sure

we're here to jerk off to kanna not to ERP with you anon

I'm just asking the thinking man's questions. If you're going to spank it to Kanna, you gotta do it right.

Kanna....easy on the fertilizer...

Don't worry, she's just bulking.

Anon, no!
The areolas!

imagine kanna gulping a large amount of water so her belly bulges out and it's all gurgly and sloshy, then she loudly digests it and then her tits and ass grow
haha

sex

Looking at this image makes my pelvis hurt.

leib is love

Her nipples should NOT be the same color so that they can darken during pregnancy

this but she still has some chub

For me, it's Kanna zipping me up inside her bodysuit. Look up お洋服赤ちゃん on Pixiv to see what I mean.

doesn't just link it directly

NOT replying.

Yes, we get it.

For me, it's puting my penis into Kanna's vagina. Look up sexual intercourse on Google to see what I mean.

explain

GIWTWM

How is it there are still faggots out there who swear Leib is a guy? We’ve been so poisoned by queer garbage that a Samus tier reveal made people scream gay lovers instead of demanding fluffy eared tsundere tomboy SEX.

Also Tae and Eve are way cuter than Kanna and it’s a tragedy that the whole series is overshadowed by her. I agree with the anon asking what there is to discuss about her because she’s boring as fuck.

Them

Generic anime garbage that is instantly forgettable.

Kanna

Unique, visually interesting, instantly identifiable

So what other characters are there that can't be talked about? Carol from Onirism?

Peach due to AGP posters. Samus due to blacked posters. Marina from Fear and Hunger because she might be trans.

Personally I blame the reveal trailer for BMZ 2 being in a Nintendo Direct and having a gratuitous shot of Kanna's melons.

They knew what they were selling and it sold good.
I think? Certainly enough to fund a 3rd game at least.

loud.jpg - 680x383, 42.14K

Well, Nintendo now has gooner's remorse. Lucky us!

It'll happen again with BMZX except Kanna will have canon milf tier proportions.

fatfags do suck

if you think about it, all these posters likely having something in common.

the entire trailer is just kanna rubbing oil on her body whilst saying "buy the next blaster master game"

I'll still blame the generic look of everyone else. You could have told me those three were from Xenoblade and I wouldn't even question it.

fluffy eared tsundere tomboy SEX.

Shouldn't have waited 'til the end of the trilogy for the reveal honestly, if more people knew this was on the table they'd be all on board

why is there a spade tattoo on her left breast?

nice try faggot

Kanna36.png - 1600x1800, 1.34M

kanna when she sees people posting about her in degenerate fetishes again

OK? Not much to discuss. Plant lady, has plant motif and wears a shirt that makes her boobs look like melons. Good joke, I'd do it too. Should Kanna have a real game? Maybe, I'd play it for more Blast Mast games. Yes, I want to water the plant savagely with my cum. Fuck you.

Minervamon from Digimon

Jannies fear her.

Who? That's just UNGAkino I don't see how this could offend anyone

Elora from Spyro. Even just posting an innocuous pic of her is an almost guaranteed thread nuke, though that's more due to janny neurosis than anon autism.

that's the deer girl right

She's a faun you dnigger

It doesn't have to be approached from some LGBT or porn angle. Leibniz being the only example of her species though, we can't definitely say she's truly a female analogue either.

she could be a hermaphrodite from a planet of exclusively hermaphroditic species, a bunny Asari. Or some kind of tri/quad/etc species where multiple different collective sexes contribute genetics to a spawning pool.
But realistically, those hips aren't lying, even when armoured. She's probably the female-analogue in her species that's supposed to carry children to term, especially big headed intelligent humanoid ones. Unless he's actually a seahorse-bunny femboy fulfilling that roll. Or maybe she's a space Easter bunny (or platypus) that lays big bunny eggs.

Alien biology is full of fun possibilities.

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.
... but yes, you are correct.

Noname55's Draenei animations gave me a newfound appreciation for the fact Kanna has a tail

Every time she's brought up, it always turns into an argument about the new design.

wraps it around you during hugs

absent-mindedly tickles you with it when relaxing

brushes against your crotch and wraps around your thigh when she's horny

ties a mistletoe to it and dangles it over your head when it's christmas

imagine

I was thinking more when they wrap around the balls or swish around during the sexo

I mean, that kind of stuff too but because Kanna is CUTE I also like to imagine her using it to be affectionate in less sexual situations.

This. KannaCHADS want her for marriage not just physical acts.

didn't ask

claps back after 5 hours

KEKY to the POW!