Why can’t the anime girls with guns genre sell without having to be chained to a g*cha?
Why can’t the anime girls with guns genre sell without having to be chained to a g*cha?
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The people playing anime games don't care about gameplay, they just want to jerk off to fat asses, tight tummies, and large breasts.
I don't know what a gcha is but I do enjoy women using guns in vidya games
anime girls
chuds like those
guns
chuds like those
but most chuds are broke ugly neets so they don't have the money to purchase those games
g*cha
it attracts all the whales who are there only for the gacha, they don't care about the rest
VC4 was great
you can tell this is a fan animation because its bad
If a Valkyria gacha was made how would they completely destroy the gameplay to retard proof it?
retard proof it
just revert it back to VC1 Scouts
Large breasts and fat asses optional.
Why would you ask such a thing while posting a popular franchise which got like 5 games?
sex sells. the anime gacha gun girls tend to exist literally just to suck the player's self insert cock and convince them to shell out extra cash to buy slutty skins. something like VC might have some fan servicey things but it legit wants to be a war story over a wish fulfillment fantasy.
ahem, report to the bridge of the elmo, skk...
something like VC might have some fan servicey things but it legit wants to be a war story over a wish fulfillment fantasy.
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It can be both, retard.
my statement still stands.
Because of the audience
The real reason is because they cater to what people want so they can get the most money and people really really want gacha right now so it makes the most money.
In the end the only thing that matters to them is money.
Nah I'm thinking things like removing manual aim.
they use those god awful maps from 2 and 3 but they're even smaller and in standard gacha fashion, make the act of leveling immensely tedious
Because Japan hates Otaku Games now and they're still not great at making Shooters.
Cause people don't wanna see cute girls get hurt and die.
People into traumatized paraplegics as waifus are far and few between.
pulling the trigger with the middle finger while holding the bolt handle
Is that a thing? I've never seen that before.
normies hate anime girls and cute beautiful things in general, so it is hard to profit unless you make it a gacha and focus on the small minority of straight men who like beautiful women.
I actually don't like the skimpy skins. I wish there was more tacticool or just generally cool options.
I liked the medieval, fantasy, and pirate ones they had in GF1.
that lesbian trigger technique is actually cool
It was used for that specific gun in that specific era only
oh I guess it doesn't say in the article, but that's how they did the mad minute. fire with middle finger while maintaining contact with the bolt with the top fingers. Check out a video on it.
Make a valkyria unit that does AoE damage as she dashes across the map
AND causes chain explosions upon their deaths
AND hits bosses multiple times
AND debuffs anyone who doesn't die
AND can do all this twice per turn
AND the cooldown decreases when any debuffed enemies get shot by the rest of her squad
The west hate animeslop and japan hate militaryshit. Your only hope is China... hence gacha.
SMLE No.4 my beloved!
yeah but you're obviously a minority
GF fags are currently losing their shit over the cocktease pettie doll with literal heart eyes and her very own stripper pole
Fatal Bullet 2 when?
I assume it's because many (not all) Japanese gamers had a strong dislike of guns, and those that do are usually thought of as having far-right politics (though that may be slowly changing). Don't know how accurate this is, but I read that Valkyria Chronicles 1 almost got cancelled because test audiences were horrified about seeing their waifus getting shot at.
This thread reminded me I need to finally play VC4. I used to be obsessed with this series.
VC4 is fun and brought some top tier shocktrooper women with it. Jane and Wendy are still my personal barrack bunnies though
lmao
I quit the game shortly after that, absolutely fucking brain dead.
I love the girl with the knigh helmet, her japanese voice is pure sex
Nothing about it being almost canceled, just why VC2 was set in a military academy.
Also this image was an interview for Revolution, a game that fully went hard on melee weapons
This is just your regular old jap humor. I haven't seen any attempts at it in chinese gachas
Ferrier, yeah she's a qt along with Viola, Vancey, and Lily
Is that Stellar Blade?
I own both the first game and the 4th, but I've not made it very far in any of them because the games aren't very entertaining.
I'm the same, I liked GFL1, but the super obvious fanservice bait stuff from GFL2 like the skimpy outfits and feet shots just turns me off. Also most of the new outfits are a downgrade. The mix of cute and tacticool from the first game was much better.
I would pay 100, a subscription and my left nut plus whatever the game industry wants nowadays for an actual blue archive game thats not gacha
I enjoyed them but you're not really missing out on much besides selvaria's big anime titties and kai's sweet ass, The gameplay is decent but once you discover what the optimal way to play is they lose a lot of their luster.
caring about the meta in a singleplayer game
start the first game
first mission
"get across this road!"
send unit across road
gets annihilated the second they touch the road
fail mission
try this three more times
keeps happening
quit
uninstall
check steam forums some months later
"yeah the game has a problem where if your framerate is too high, machinegunners fire a thousand bullets a second and do a bajillion damage"
never fixed
unintended difficulty mode (best way to play)
Game?
I forgot to add that this is all just one of her skills
Agreed. Not a fan of the fanservice outfits and Yoohee in particular just seems like embarrassing coomer bait
sounds like the devs accidentally made a realism mode
What game/unit is this referencing
The sweet meta of pushing the auto button on every new story, event and "challenge" maps that released. AND then comes Klukai pushing this over the edge.
Nah man fuck off, might as well have made Neural Cloud 2 if they were this fine with having the entire game play itself.
ALL. YOU. NEED.
That does not help
Because they don't try? I just want something like a Black Lagoon game with Max Payne 3/John Woo's Stranglehold style combat instead of some lame gacha, RPG or strategy game. It's crazy how "girls with guns" does great with anime, yet it's something rarely done in games.
Because every single Valkyria Chronicles game outside of 1 is complete and utter dog shit
It really wasn't. The story was somehow even stupider than 2 and 3's story and the characters were all painfully unlikable and had zero chemistry with each other. The gameplay was "fine" but it wasn't good enough to justify how awful everything else is.
It's because fps and tps games didn't take off as much in japan nearly as much as they did in the west because the japanese got nausea from the camera.
And the few games they did develop in those genres were aimed at a western audience, who prefer to play as men.
A BA game in the style of Valkyria Chronicles would be really cool actually
D*rcsen get the rope
Girls Frontline 2
Klukai does all that on one skill, granted you do have to whale because it uses the clone system of modern gacha faggotry
Why doesn't Anon Babble just play Strinova?
It's literally everything you want
BUT GACHA
Is for inconsequential costumes not characters
I don't think we played the same game
I refuse to be treated like dogshit.
Locking customization behind a paywall for whales is bullshit and I hate how you absolute faggots normalized it.
The fact that you're posting the villains who were the only even slightly interesting parts(though still written incredibly fucking stupidly) is just proving my point. Your actual squad are all insufferable.
I miss GF1's building system. The Hoyo gacha shit is so fucking gay
Raz was based and a total bro
If I got this right, it's Chrono Odyssey.
Who cares about customization? The characters matter more. And you get over half of them unlocked by default.
That right here shows exactly why VC2, VC3 and Revolution was like they were with the shift on things like giant melee weapons. It was only by VC4 they realized to give up on chasing the Japanese audience as their main target.
Is there a term for this a game developer doing this? They seemed completely fine with it selling like shit every where else as long as they were chasing methods of it selling better in their own home turf.
If I were 14 I might have this opinion. But I'm not so I don't.
Just give me working online for Lost Planet 2
AUNTIE LEE SEEEEEEEXXXOOOOOOO
why have I never heard about this game before?
free
mostly positive
huh?
You sound like a 12 year old who's triyng to get into a bar by pretending to be of age.
Enter the Cungeon came out yesterday, but I think I'm the only one playing it.
no u
Ok bud
MY
FUCKING
MAN
Lost planet 2 without GFWL cancer would be a day one buy. 100/10 game. No idea how Capcom pulled the shit they did on a PS3/360. The railgun mission alone puts modern day devs to shame.
Because they had to be retarded and make the main game mode counter strike autism so I dropped it before a week.
PVP
Is it the same level of bullshit as Gungeon or did they actually give the weapons damage
multiplayer
No. Wake me up when Japan finally makes cunny STALKER.
Yeah, tacticool is best, agreed.
Why are these negatives?
Cause the gameplay eats ass.
Just take Girls Frontline 2, and make it a tacticool, squad-based third person shooter. There I just solved the issue, pay me royalties when it makes big bucks.
What is it, or is that actual name?
My gorillawife
They better have her punch be an ability in 2
All the weapons do decent amounts of damage from the 30 minutes I've played of it so far, but if you only use your firearm you'll run dry of ammo and be forced to resort to using your melee, since there's no ammo restock and the default pistol only has a finite amount of ammo. There's metaprogression if you play on normal or easy, but you can also disable that shit if you play on expert, so that's nice. I also like how cutely stupid the android lolis attacking you are, especially when some of the bosses are just a group of them fucking around with a squad car and doing drive-bys.
Overall, one of the better stick shooter roguelites I've played. Would recommend solely because it has cunny.
They should revamp the melee class or whatever and give them all a ranged attack but melee focused skills or something, I don't know. But yes, punch good.
shitters detected
Gunner-chan. It came out yesterday and it's about $8.
An anon posted a webm for Bullet Girls the other day and it looks all right
Anime girls with guns and happy family endings
I can never played VC1 again cause I get too sad about his sister dying.
You mean literally Strinova?
there's no ammo restock and the default pistol only has a finite amount of ammo
Wait, so you don't actually get any new weapons?
I played and enjoyed Bulle Girls 2 on my vita but couldn't get into Phantasia. Maybe I'll give Fatal Bullet a try someday?
I miss mid-poly graphics.
Still mad how badly they mishandled this franchise.
First to are fine for Vita games, Phantasia is absolute dog shit
What did they fuck up?
Comp shit
Weird gameplay gimmick
V-tumour tier designs
No. I mean a 3rd person Rainbow Six Vegas 2 with GFL1 designs and GFL2 graphics.
Cool. I'm always interested in how devs implement guns for close-range combat
You have to rely on getting new weapons for ranged damage outside of item upgrades you pick up. Dunno if you can get multiples of the same gun, but I'm pretty sure they get added back to the loot pool once it runs out, but don't quote me on that. Don't think there's a limit to the number of guns you can carry since the trailer showed her carrying more than a dozen. It's just that the default pistol can only last you so long before it runs out.
Comp shit
Shitter detector
SBMM and comp is faggot shit
Your typical mission is running in a circle herding brain dead enemies while you mag dump. The boss fights aren't much better, but at least they shoot back.
I picked up bakery girl on sale and Im liking it.
Why did she throw away the clip?
PLAY MY CHINK SHIT GAME
DON'T LIKE IT? SHITTER SHITTER SHITTER
shut up strinova shill
There's a reason why VC1 is a beloved classic and VC4 basically all but killed the franchise.
clips are extremely cheap and worthless, there's no real reason to keep them, unlike magazines.
Becuse it's a mass produced single-use item? It's a tiny bent sheet of steel.
anime girls with guns
Because absolutely no one outside of otakus can take this premise seriously. These games wouldn't be made at all without the gacha model enabling the devs to farm otaku whales for revenue.
Did you know that Japan actually got a limited edition VC-themed PS4?
4 is literllay an improved version of 1.
The series dies because they made 2 and 3 handheld exclusive so not a lot of people showed up for 4.
In terms of gameplay sure but lets be honest gameplay is not why VC1 is as beloved as it is.
Ah, the good ol' "you can auto everything lol" argument. You people just never tire of being wrong, huh?
why does it need to be taken seriously?
Isn't Apex Legends massively popular in Japan? Just make that but with cute anime girls instead of the ugly abominations in Apex
There are exceptions
I'm the opposite, I love anime but gameplay comes first so I avoid most of these like a plague.
VC is one of the few exceptions because I'm a WWII nut and I'm a sucker for the "love on the battlefield" thing.
Also the gameplay is fun with enough self-imposed challenges.
fuck, I was going to quote
based citadel chad
Please give an actual real reason why Strinova is bad when it's exactly literally everything that people want?
I'd fucking love a Girls' Frontline game with gameplay based on Ghost Recon. A good mixture of TPS combined with casual use of team/squad based tactical shooter combat. Genuinely don't get how it hasn't been done
hmmm....
She killed thousands.
There was a Gunslinger Girl game on the PS2 that was basically a light gun game minus the light gun. Sidenote, it seems like in general 'girls with guns' as an anime trope hasn't been done as much anymore, the most recent example I can think of is probably Lycoris Recoil. Granted, I don't pay attention to anime as much as I did when I was younger so mybe I'm missing some but I still remember the 00s having shows like MADLAX, Burst Angel, Gunslinger Girl, Black Lagoon, Kiddy Grade, Grenadier, etc.
Acceptable losses.
Selvaria blew up our main army!
Also apparently acceptable losses?
Retard
so you're saying there's a sizeable untapped market? when the fuck are we getting tarkov, battlefield or the division with anime girls?
SAO, an anime franchise about swords and magic, did anime girls with guns and it became their most beloved game ever
Pretty sure VC4 failed because no one knew it even came out. Maybe if they didn't make VC2&3 handheld games people would have been looking foward to a new one.
I tried playing Strinova because it was free but something about it felt so soulless. I'm not sure what it was but anyone else who played it feels this?
Japan's still PC market's growing, give it a couple more years. Though more likely, you're only gonna see doujin/self-published devs being the first to penetrate the FPS market before any big name company does.
I do get the feeling From Software might make an FPS, considering King's Field and the like exist and it's been way too long since they've made a first-person RPG.
I've been talking this over with a few people for a while. Imagine letting weebs make cute operatorfus with all kinds of gear to customize as well as gun autism with all sorts of tuning and customization to those as well. then add a decent TPS on top of that. Anime is mainstream as fuck now so it wouldn't be shit on by normalfags like the early 2000's late 90's
Bro your Citadel and Beyond Citadel?
It's more likely you'll see games like that come out of Korea or China before Japan
Chinese dev
gachashit
hmm I wonder why
The Division with anime girls sounds like the most doable. The lack of realism would make the bullet sponge enemies and bigger focus on RPG systems make more sense. Also being able to customize your waifu would get you so many extra points
Because it's a shit genre
It's third person over the shoulder like gunz?
whines about a made up genre
source of clip is from a game that is literally nothing like that
What is the point of this thread?
Unfortunately for you I did play the game since release, I have 1 of every character due to playing that long and the entire game is autoable except doing the 18/40 in expansion drills depending on the boss and some literal 1 time puzzle map shit if Klukai doesn't break it over her knee using her bike. Kill yourself for trying to defend this garbage.
In Valkyria Chronicles 1, is there any reason to deploy the Shamrock?
yeah third person makes the most sense, since you can then sell cosmetics.
stupider than 2 and 3's story
3's
What could you possibly think is wrong with it? Even 2's only real issue is how short it is.
Which game are you asking about? 3 or 4?
fine by me, so long as they have an english or jp dub.
not into guro/fetish games like this, which sucks because people say the gameplay is good but it's just not my style
Uh... two tanks are better than one?
a game having an anime art style is for me one of the biggest red flags a game is going to be dogshit
anime faggots have the worst taste i swear to god
Both countries games seem to have JP dubs pretty often at least which would be more expected than EN for a more niche title
posting this on an anime website
Moar CP
Flanking
Defensive barrier for open ground for your troops
Taking out two tanks along with edel weiss
to draw fire from enemy lancers
3. If you wanted me to try and criticize 1 and 4, I can do that:
1) Welkin's "more military power bad" thing is weird, and Faldio's final scene is a "what are you doing nigger"
2) Uhh the suicide mission is contrived maybe?
you're lost
redpill me on this game. are the girls cute?
is there any reason to deploy the Shamrock?
Yes, fun.
Anon... I heard what you said online about Darcsen people. That was very hurtful. Look, I'll sell you your ticket and extra large tub of buttery popcorn, but you and me can't be friends anymore. Enjoy the kino.
Citadel Mentioned
It's about shooting guns and killing the bad guys, unless you consider soldier of fortune a fetish game
holy shit a ghost
I liked battalion wars a lot if Valkyria Chronicles any similar?
Oh, and shitting on Claude was 99% percent unjustified, the bitch just used the rumor mill to fuck the guy, who was traumatized himself either way. Very toxic.
Those that only play Gacha games do not have a working set of braincells between their ears, they can't play a game that doesn't play it for them.
Soldier of Fortune didn't expect you to masturbate while playing.
These are good games and you should play all of them. The only clone I know of is codename steam on the 3ds. Everyone shat on it because you have to kite enemies basically all the time.
catching the last spent shell
for what purpose
half naked robot girls and blowing other robot girls into bloody detailed chunks as you see their death expressions is not a fetish game
If I were to criticize 3 it would be on how completely forgettable it is but it's easily the 2nd best game after 1. I just wanted to illustrate that 4 is the worst of the 4 games in terms of writing I was mainly talking about 2 and it's dumb anime shit but 3 caught the strays by association
Battalion Wars is mostly an action game, Valkyria is a strategy game (with some live action elements). I liked both, personally.
It has trouble deciding if it's a serious war drama or just a run-of-the-mill anime tropefest though.
If you see a bloody body and think of masturbating, that's on you
Choose. Now.
Battalion Wars is a third person lite-RTS, Valkyrie Chronicles is turn based. They're so different, one would assume someone who likes one would by default have no interest in the other.
Semi-related, Battalion Wars with anime girls would be great.
Brown sexo
Their hair and eye colours should have been swapped
chiara
Saying something is a fetish game is implying it's a one-handed game, Citadel is definitely a shooter first and can be played without needing to focus on every single face.
The protagonist should be a sadistic ex-florist.
Ive been enjoying dolls nest lately. I suppose its more anime girls and mechs than anime girls and guns but what is a mech but a humanoid platform for guns?
Far as I'm concerned, it is the best game in the series, just by the volume of content alone. >4>1>forgettable
Nobody fucking played it still.
both
Putting 4 above 1 makes me instantly discard your opinion. I could maybe see 3 above 1 and I could see 4 above 2 but 4 above 1 is fucking diabolical. Taste that shit is not allowed.
Mecha musume is so underrated as a genre it makes me angry there aren't way more games and anime featuring them.
Valkyria Chronicles would've been successful if they allowed the player to romance all the girls like in Fire Emblem desu
i wish i was an imperial soldier who got beat up by her
Hairkino
CHOCOLAAATE
It's the same game mechanics wise, but with different (better) balancing. And it's way longer. Is it's the story that makes you put 1 above 4?
yeah it should do the thing that ruined FE, good idea, anon
It definitely feels close to a harem anime. Might as well lean into it a tiny bit more.
Because most weebs don’t give a shit about gameplay and the ones that don’t have no idea of what to do with a anime fps beyond “so uh just make CoD but with lolis” no one has any ideas on how to keep the game unique once the aesthetics wares off
most weebs don’t give a shit about gameplay
Fuck right off
haha bro no this isn't a fetish game what do you mean
the dev wasn't jerking off while drawing the sprites, it's all in your head
Nigga I wasn't born yesterday. If you are making a guro fetish game you cannot expect people without guro fetishes to enjoy it much, no matter how good the gameplay is.
It's like if I made a stealth game and added a mechanic where you can scare female guards so much they shit themselves, and then drew a dozen sprites for individual chunks of shit that you can collect and use to upgrade your abilities. The audience is naturally limited.
evil gigachad and evil gigastacy get a happy ending
vc4 is too based
Can also follow what most gacha do with "girls with guns" and have them all be robots, which could enable further rpg mechanics with it all being "upgrades"
VC1 has way better levels to me to make up for the less balanced gameplay but yeah the main thing is the story and ESPECIALLY the characters. No game comes close to one in terms of how likable and endearing the main squad are and in a game that's as personal in those character's very life and death as Valkyria Chronicles is caring about the characters is absolutely mandatory. 4 I think absolutely by FAR has the worst cast of characters which is infinitely more unforgivable a sin than the retarded story. I could put up with the retarded story if the characters were likable but they just aren't. The game does a god awful job of actually getting you to care about them and just makes them all insufferable.
Don't you have a visual novel you should be 'playing'?
I'm playing Strinova a game with actual gameplay.
Black Powder Red Earth was supposed to get an anime adaptation
Gets canned due to COVID
Team goes back to the drawing board and tries to make a 60 second vertical slice they can show off to other studios
Lead animator ends up quitting and the entire thing gets put on ice
Just hand over the popcorn you greasy whore.
"4 I think absolutely by FAR has the worst cast of characters..."
opinion discarded
either you didnt play the game or youre a nigger
Is Upotte!! good?
because only live service games do well nowadays
VC1 has way better levels to me to make up for the less balanced gameplay
Okay, let's see, the "cool setpiece" levels from VC1 are: giant imperial tank 1, and giant imperial tank 2. There are giant imperial tanks in every game bro.
story
To each his own? I guess VC1 is a classic, emotional attachment and such.
Believe it or not, but the dev's fetish isn't guro, but Anon Babble. He's just really autistic about boomer shooters.
Yeah it's not bad
gimme the choco vanilla swirl
double naizuri then double buttjobs in those leather tights
It's good. IIRC the porn doujinshi the mangaka drew are canon.
Got into gardening thanks to her
My war criminal wife!
I don't buy that. The violence in the game is way to sexualized to not be some degree of fetishism.
He made porn doujinshi for his other series, Eden's Bowy, too.
He really can't help himself.
I find it really funny FNC canonically fucks all the teachers.
It's traditional FPS violence but applied to a female enemy roster.
Nitro express is pretty fun
game character is mischaracterized by his fanbase
The mistake you are making here is that you consider mobile spending "sales" and mobile game players human
Go to sleep grandpa
Too bad the controls suck.
I love banana tits.
Torpedoes with huge nipples are blessed
Last two times I played this I picked pic related. Do I have issues? Who knows.
Well, that was fun for the 0.3 hours I played it. One thing I wanna bitch about: the boss projectiles blend in waaaay too much with the floor. Died to the first boss because of this, died to the second boss. Then I found out you have to go back through the whole thing again....? I don't think I'll be jumping back in if ever. That's some bullshit.
happy family endings
Yeah haha..
Operation Tinder when?
You can turn the gore off.
Fellow men of culture. I'm glad Sega gets Raita out of the FGO dungeon
wasn't she raped or was that the other girl that looks exactly like her
Probably should have read the description before trying it
No she's a wholesome baker girl who can put a .303 between an Imp's eyes at 1000 yards
I with Thaja was really my wife
Those two make me diamonds like you wouldn't believe
me, a proud imperial soldier, CRUMBLES in this scenario
I liked Minerva best. Jap VA is like 50% of why, I like the archetype.
gacha whales make more money, and they don't need that many of them either. It's the same reason why microtransactions and subscriptions are everywhere, it makes more money, and there's always people that'll pay out the ass to get fucked in the ass.
She's the one doing the raping
Yeah S U R E
It looked cute.
I don't know if the overarching story was exactly "stupid," but the subplots and subsequent character interactions definitely were.
I don't know how you screw up this badly after the relative genius of VC 1 and VC 3. This game’s story is so bad that it makes me question whether this is the same developer from the aforementioned games. Maybe it’s not even the story that’s most troublesome, but the characters. Where do I even begin? Too many central characters, too many side-plots, too many skanks with temper issues, and too many dubious SJW narratives injected into the story.
Claude Wallace has less testosterone than a 12 year old girl. His entire shtick is that he’s an obsequious turd who bows his head in shameful subservience to every woman around him. Minerva treats him like shit, Riley treats him like shit, “Kai” acts like he’s invisible, and he is just such a chore to listen to in every single interaction. I don’t know how you go from the absolute chads known as Gunther and Kurt to this ball-sans, sniveling little pissant known as Claude. I originally played this game on the PS4 some years back and have recently purchased this game for Steam. And wew boy, the story STILL has me clenching my teeth in unbridled rage. (1/2)
VC4 basically all but killed the franchise.
This is some insane revisionism. 4 was sent out to die. The fault lies on 2 and Revolution for killing interest in the West and then killing any hope of recovery.
Always makes me lel when I remember that raita stuck one of his OCs from his hentai series in a uniform and nobody stopped him.
Its Valorant/CSclone combined with Super Paper Mario
And by that i mean the characters can flip to 2D paper form to run up walls, glide, alter their hitbox and slip through small cracks in the maps.
Based
Let me get this straight, Riley thinks Claude is a coward for not diving head first into a burning building to save Riley’s father….AS A TEN YEAR OLD KID? I’m sorry, but what in the blue hells even is this? Let’s assume that a prepubescent boy even has the instincts or natural gumption to go back into a barn that is on fucking fire, but how in the actual FUCK is a kid that young supposed to rescue a fully grown adult man who is being burned alive, surrounded by smoke, debris, and god knows what else? That’s right, Riley is such a heinous, deplorable little slattern, that she accuses a boy of being a coward for not having the strength and mental fortitude to drag out a guy who’s three or four times his own weight?
Okay, but maybe she would eventually get over it after getting older and joining the military as an advisor. Stands to reason right? NOPE. First she thing she does after meeting Claude is to slap him, and call him a coward for something that was completely unavoidable more than a decade ago? Riley wanted Claude to rescue her father, but apparently helping this strumpet off of a military-grade tank is just too much and demeaning for her?
Story and characters get even worse. Minerva is like Riley, only the writers just didn’t even care anymore and made her extra obnoxious. “What? You didn’t traverse the Alps during a blizzard in record time and rescue my entire platoon single handed? YOU MURDERER, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU. You killed my carpet-munching comrade, because that’s apparently your fault somehow for not getting utterly wrecked by the Imperials!”
(Okay, I lied. 2/3)
Ah yes, totally the same.
What's wrong with that?
Just replaying the game now has me so disappointed and frustrated. If I could go back in time and rewrite the game, I would do the following:
Minerva or Kai--one of them has to go. Just take one out and the story would be better for it. Preferably Minerva. Or perhaps merge Kai with Minerva.
You know how every woman gets away with murder and espionage and treating their fellow officers and superiors like shit? Yeah, let’s not do that. Minerva gets court-martialed, Riley is put in her place via mental ward, and Kai is summarily executed for being a surreptitious snake-in-the-grass.
The dumb loli valkyrie who powered an entire submarine needs to go. Just don’t write her into the story. Period. Dumb, superfluous character who added nothing to the overarching narrative. Or even better, fuse her with Riley, because she was clearly meant to be a valkyrie from the onset, but is no longer for some inexplicable reason.
God, I wish Sega would port VC 3 to Steam, so I could enjoy a protagonist with an actual pair of balls again. /rant
The gimmick is cool, but its a csclone with hero gacha
Yes.
The good thing is that Kakao absolutely cannot let this game fail by any means, or their company will literally crumble. Right now they're promising they won't make it the typical greedy p2w gook game and instead it's gonna be b2p, but we'll see where that goes.
But its still an anime girls with gun shooter right?
Claude Wallace has less testosterone than a 12 year old girl
also generally a cuck
Raz, also.
Riley and Lina are huge bitches
I mean, yeah. To all of it. It is cringe. Want something even worse that's Sega related? Shining Resonance. Biggest faggot protagonist in gaming, AND he gets all the bitches.
Yes but i hate teambased pvp games
The only one i likes was Hunt Showdown
If someone made a animu-extractshooter with exclusively old as fuck or wierd and clunky guns, sure i'd buy that shit.
because retarded publishers put the games on the psp
Bong firing technique for their conscripts to increase overall speed with a bolt action. They did a similar with the Brown Bess by training all of their forces to do three rounds per minute. And that was a blackpowder musket that was slow as shit to load. Quantity at scale is its own form of quality when you have bodies to throw at a target.
Now post female enemy
Because I tried it and after having to shlep through all the tutorials and digi-GF bullshit to get into a match, it seemed like they were doing that typical nonsense where they force you into bot matches for a while, and then there was that in-game shop where you buy upgrades and it was like why is this here bogging down the gameplay with extra layers, but the biggest thing is that the level design didn't look like it was actually making the most out of the paper wall mechanic other than to climb to new heights, and it's like, that was the whole reason I wanted to try it. It was like getting disappointed by Splatoon's lack of making the most out of the painting walls mechanic all over again.
I'd give it another try if they cut out the bot match bullshit and just let me play the goddamn game
pvp
Fucking gay
coop pve
Count me in
Whore.
Built for BDC.
Their meme anticheat won't let me play on Linux.
teardrop tits
man alicia is so hot
I despise playing with other players and being forced to do it.
reminder only VC1 is the only good game while the rest suck ass
the only thing i remember about this character was she acted like a giant racist cunt the whole time and then her dying words were something like "god i wish you fucked me until my brain leaked out of my nose" to the guy she was the most racist against. so yeah she is a whore. nice gimmick. too bad she's from worst game.
All enemies are female
Shotgunners my beloved :(
pve is gay
Let me get this straight, Riley thinks Claude is a coward for not diving head first into a burning building to save Riley’s father
Spiers would've done it and gone back in to get anyone else out. Wouldn't get ta speck of ash or soot on him either.
because noone else but a bunch of Anon Babble coomer otaku would pay for that shit and they already spend all of their money on guns and gacha
Im playing reverse collapse and I gotta say stealth elements in a TBS game sucks
As the guy who originally made that post I appreciate you anon wording my grievances better than even I could. You pretty much summed up why the game's characters are so unbelievably unlikable.
the first giant imperial tank is one of the worst levels in that game and worse than any level in 4.
Are you playing a pirated 1.0 patch or something? They removed (nearly) all the forced stealth sections and made scouting safer and easier.
Haven't played it in months because of that. It was fine once in a while as a gimmick but I got to a point where it felt like every other mission was just a stealth puzzle and they were like an hour long.
latest steam release.
Well then IDK what to tell you because outside of exactly 4 stages they made picrel entirely viable (if not ideal).
Seems decent enough. I picked up the devs other games too since they're cheap.
maybe its less annoying later in the game as Im pretty early on but being detected spawns like 3 seperate squads and the entire map begins homing in on my only two characters
will the rest of the games ever come to pc?
Sega doing a full rerelease of VC 1-3 or 1-4 would be a pretty good idea which is why of course it will never happen.
Only a few maps off the top of my head actually punish you with reinforcements for being spotted. Most of the time they're existing spawns already on the map that simply come out of the woods that you would have had to deal with anyways. What exact stage is giving you grief?
Do you eventually get more units?
total overreaction imo.
Yes, Riley, as another ten year old kid, felt that her best friend did nothing to help as her family died. Reasonable at the time because kids are fucking stupid, unreasonable to hold onto that for so long. Her biggest crime is that she never apologized for how she treated him, she just stopped treating him badly. Didn't show any regret.
Minerva is upset at herself and takes it out on Claude, which is consistent with how she's been the entire time. She was always competitive and upset that he was better than her and having all her friends except the tank driver killed while Claude and his squad are perfectly fine broke her. It was "why did this happen to us, why did you get through it unaffected" rather than "this is all your fault" if I remember it right.
Kai facing no formal consequences is a giant problem with the story and that part I will agree with.
While the main cast has a lot of problems I greatly enjoyed the imperials and their own complexities. All the Klaus and Crymaria interactions are great, Nikola and Chiara being arrogant sadistic shits to quaking in fear after their recalibration and ending with Nikola killing Heinrich was a good plotline. The squad stories fleshing out the rest of the team was great, there are a ton of fun characters in the rest of the squad. I feel the cast as a whole is enjoyable even with the main protagonists falling short.
Not at that age he wouldn't.
Units come and go but the majority have 4-ish, with 6 recurring customizable characters. Being horribly outnumbered every stage is kind of the point.
devs dont listen to poorfags and pirates, simple as. It's like WNBA demanding higher pay when no one watches their shit
what is the trick for playing 1v40 anyways? The trip mines legitimately suck and cant 1 shot commandos, grenades are equally bad, and the other items I can craft just seem... bad
Minerva literally gets promoted after pointing a gun at a superior officer, while Claude gets dishonorably discharged for NOT blowing up a loli and an entire city simultaneously. Of the three characters, I wanted Minerva to die the most. And that's saying something considering Riley's existence.
Spiers came out the womb in a full sprint, like hell he wouldn't
the command system that used little girls as weapons of war to try and WMD a city rewarded the person who wanted to carry out those very orders instead of the one who didn't? Shocking.
Focus your upgrade points on grenades since upgrading a base item also upgrades the damage of the items it's used to craft. Upgrading those 2nd tier items themselves just gives them extra effects like stun on trip mines. Generally you gotta play like the viet-cong, doing quick strike-and-fade using woods as cover, leaving traps and turrets for when they chase you.
How is it an overreaction? The point is these are the only impressions of these characters we get so they're all insanely unlikable. If it was just one or two character it would be one thing but it's like every single one was written with the express intent of being insufferable.
its a weird feel, first stealth maps were a slog but then in the next level i end up using all my parts and then it becomes a mix of relief and slog to hit a stealth level afterwards where i can stockpile up again
Both Minerva and Riley's flaws are mostly believable. Kai is a fine character until the betray thing happens and that plot line is the only thing I hold against her.
Both Minerva and Riley's flaws are mostly believable
Believability isn't the point. The problem is they lack endearing traits. I don't give a single fuck how believable their faults are if the game gives me no positive qualities to make me want to route for them.
Except, that doesn't make any sense within the broader context of the war. They eventually won the entire thing without needing to nuke the city. If had nuked the city, they would have broken the truce agreement. So, it creates a plot hole instead of resolving one.
Wtf? I don't remember this from VC1?
Nah, their flaws aren't believable in the slightest. Don't even give his ridiculous supposition the time of day. Not only do their flaws don't hold up in the slightest when put to the suspension of disbelief test, but they aren't endearing at all, like you said.
The story was great. Bad localization kinda ruined some of it for EoPs
Explain how Kai's brother wasn't an absolutely stupid dogshit character in japanese.
No anime TPS about shooting your way across a Weird West style setting as you gather a posse to take out Dracula/Werewolves/Mad Scientists/Cthulhu/Demons/Whatever the fuck else.
You will never have to escort a princess across the harsh frontier anime style armed with a knife and a kickass revolver.
Won't get to do it with a sweet bowler hat either.
Having specific desires is pure suffering.
Can't even get that feeling in a Gacha yet.
Silver Palace is going for a Detective Noir style but at least your character can use their sweet revolver in their fucked up London-Orleans setting I guess.
I think the unfortunate thing about VC4 is it genuinely does have the best gameplay in the series. I think if you're going to play it I'd unironically just skip through every single cutscene and you'd be better for it.
Mortars ruined the pacing of the gameplay, made lancers superfluous and even more worthless than they already were in 1, and were a huge downgrade from the melee classes in 3. Yeah, they were super useful from a utility standpoint, but they weren't exactly FUN to use.
m-melee isn't realistic
Neither are super magic soldier girls with the power of the Valkyrur bloodline coursing through their veins who can wield artifacts and can level entire battlefields with the power of Norse gods and anime on their side.
Game?
Man, I must have memory-holed the entirety of that game's plot. Kai's got a fat ass though and I've got a thing for kuuderes, even if she's just a worse Marina.
I want a strategy game
look at the reply chain
which is why I'm saying it's an overreaction rather than being wrong. I understand not liking them, I don't understand hating them that much for being normal, flawed people. except kai.
the ceasefire was called while claude's hand was on the lever to set off the bomb and that only happened because stood there doubting if it was the right thing to do or not long enough for the siren to go off. If the ceasefire was caused by the ship being in their city or the events of VC1 happening at the same time isn't clear(as far as I remember) and if it's the latter there was no way for them to know that maximilian would get his ass kicked.
Found it, thanks anon
Anime girls with guns
girls frontline setting but as an actual paid game with no gacha
why arent you playing Jefuty's game?
which is why I'm saying it's an overreaction rather than being wrong. I understand not liking them, I don't understand hating them that much for being normal, flawed people. except kai.
In what way is it wrong to hate a character who only shows negative traits and doesn't show even a single positive one? I'm not sure why you're harking so much on the believability angle and that's even if I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming that they are believable which as the other anon said I don't agree with. You know what's believable? Having both positive and negative traits.
I liked the mortars and I liked VC3 a lot too. I agree though, VC was never a well balanced series with great fine tuned gameplay, even for 4, the one thing that saved it was making most main missions objective based instead of being the usual flag speedrun the whole time.
It was still a great series I think.
Kai should have been the love interest for Claude, at the very least. I can forgive a snake-in-the-grass traitor for doing so for the right reasons (a brother who is trying to save a bunch of loli Valkyria from blowing themselves up) and because she has the fattest ass ever. She also has a much milder personality compared to Minerva or Riley. But no, they gave that bitch to the guy who died to a bunch of inflatable balloons.
If the ceasefire was called because they had successfully penetrated the city and were about to nuke it, then detonating the nuke would have been a war crime. In that case, my point is proven, and I am right to call out Minerva for the bitch she is. If the ceasefire was caused due to the events of VC 1, then Claude detonating the nuke would have still been a war crime (and a much greater one at that) and Claude, along with the rest of his regiment would have been tried, court-martialed, and hanged for sure. Either way, I am right Claude doing the right thing, for Minerva doing the wrong thing, and for the Claude's superiors for being a bunch of assholes.
Dimps is most likely working on Freedom Wars 2.
I also want to add that the fucking reddit autists always saying that x or y story is trash because something doesn't make sense to them are cancerous as fuck. While it's true that a well writen story shouldn't straight up have irrational character motivations or nonsensical development, a great story overall isn't great because it nails minor details like this perfectly but rather the way it drives the point home.
Normalfags HATE anime
I am interested. Should I play Citadel first or can I jump straight into Beyond?
I'll always have VC in the back of my brain because no other game fulfills that itch of having a bunch of soldiers with well-defined personalities to command. The closest thing I can think of is FE, and I refuse to play those games.
Should I reinstall snowbreak?
Yes I think that aside from Kai their negative traits aren't huge enough to warrant the things you've typed.
Riley cared a lot for everyone and basically adopted Ange. She basically agreed to die along with Claude to blow up the ship. She voluntarily choose to remain with squad E after meeting Claude when she didn't have to - her initial assignment was temporary and if she really hated him she could have just left after that first mission. She clearly wanted to forgive him but never said it(which is a big writing flaw).
Minerva has big tits.
Anime girl shooters can work if they’re really lighthearted like this so you don’t have to get into the question of gore and stuff
I will always be the last person to assert
exceptions disprove the rule
but google Viollette (spelling) Szabo
A female spy working against the Nazis way back when. Was only caught when the gun she was shooting ran out of bullets. Was raped repeatedly, tortured, but never broke. She was eventually executed, but damn if she didn't go out fighting.
Every time I see this argument it reminds me of the "everything around me must be objectively ugly or I will compulsively masturbate" image. There is a range between girls und panzer and Citadel you know.
heh
Just ignore the gacha and play casually
yeah bro glad we don't have icky wish fulfillment in the mature war series, imagine if we did, phew
extreamly currupting whore
Dead anime girls are hot tho?
hell, most shooters don't even do gore anymore and simply have bodies ragdoll with nothing more
look at Marvel Rivals, Fortnite, and even CoD has silly executions now
yea. it was more of an "oh shit" technique for cqb though
Here's an idea
Anime girl military game with they're all hags and you're the stress relief.
Sex = game over, so you have to push them away just enough to not get dragged behind the barracks.
Your superior officer(extra haggy) will do it anyway
Shooting women is just more fun than shooting anything else. No idea why games with all female enemies are so rare.
CoD has gore with the Treyarch games, but over-the-top gore where people just pop like blood balloons. Shit, BO6 had an execution where you would pull out a Unicorn that farts a rainbow on someone so hard they explode, until people complained enough to change it into throwing people onto the Unicorn so it gibs them instead. The actual "blow their limbs off" stuff from earlier Treyarch games is zombies-only now.
Sega was megabased for hiring fucking RAITA of all artists to design their WWII military-fantasy game. Selvaria is still a great design and a minor icon of the mid-2000s.
Why can’t the anime girls with guns genre sell without having to be chained to a g*cha?
because gacha games make more money
I've wondered if that's because so many of these games have alt skins for the characters and modeling gore chunks for each one would be too tedious, so they don't bother.
Corrupting?
I should try VC2 again I remember trying it once when I was like 12 and getting filtered by a tank escort mission
there needs to be an anime girl tps game but they use paintball guns like splatoon and to heal you have to take a shower and everyone is wearing white t shirts like peach beach splash.
Most games nowadays that would do gore just do basic shit anyway. Shrink the bones, slap a modeled gore stump on if they even bother to do that, viola. Doom will at least model out the enemy battle damage and Mortal Kombat the dynamics and excesses.
no, you can just change the model, so essentially the real body disappears and is replaced with an explosion of bloody chunks.
the real reason is to keep the age rating down and not having to deal with collab character legalities. see how Injustice could never allow their heroes to be truly defeated, let alone explode into guts like a Mortal Kombat game
Im playing through this and Im not really liking it. The stealth sections are obnoxious and its crazy easy to lose a mission off a single mistake or getting fucked by RNG which can mean an hour of lost progress since missions have a dozen mini cutscenes.
Instead of a health system, you just have to cover the whole body in paint, like a limb based health system where you have to take out all the limbs instead
good guys are attractive but dress modestly
villains are super slutty
This is the way
There is absolutely not an untapped market for this. People who like anime girls AND shooters isn't a big enough audience to make money off of without resorting to the gacha model, and knowing how the market is now the Chinese are the only ones who would make a game like that and they will make it a gacha guaranteed. At best you're getting mods for games or doujin games.
I did this and got bored after a couple days. The chibis are cute but the "gameplay" is just a stat check autobattler
I love how the devs wanted her to be a proud, elegant, graceful, haughty, and high-class but Raita just draws her like a shamless nympho slut and total Giga Stacy That's hot as fuck
Yeah or throw water balloons for healing. And it should be 3d. And we need flat girls too.
because it's trash lmao. Can't even hold its own thread and the posters pretend it wasn't hated when it first came out
I like it. Asshurt shitposters aren't human beings brw
Actually the thing that ruined FE was having characters who aren't your player character be possible to be shipped with other characters who aren't your player characters cause that's how you get trannies and woman in your fandom. If it was just pick your love interest for your MC it would be fine and would only improve the game. The retarded character shipping adds literally nothing to the game and you're better off pretending it doesn't exist by never doing any bond that doesn't involve your protagonist.
Actually the thing that ruined FE was having characters who aren't your player character be possible to be shipped with other characters who aren't your player characters cause that's how you get trannies and woman in your fandom.
So FE has been pandering to women since 4.
Do you think the tranny infestation happened instantly? Yeah since 4. You either have no romance or have romance only with your character and nothing else is allowed or you get a tranny game. It's just how it works.
Mines and grenades suck
Literal skill issue. Upgrade them retard. Grenades and mines are fucking insanely strong
Are you playing on Challenge+? There's auto save and manual saves, you are very much intended to save scum
We had round the clock threads for just shy of 2 months. I even got banned for "no generals on Anon Babble" trying to talk about it
you can have more than one you know
If the ceasefire was caused due to the events of VC 1
Of course it's because of the nuke, game spells it out directly. Gallia theatre is irrelevant.
stop defending this dogshit monetization system
Gunner-chan
I made a thread and then uploaded the DDL for it on three different threads, you're not alone.
This seems ok, shootan rollslop is pretty damn underrated. I liked picrel.
TRVKE
it's not really a matter of lacking range, they have no synergy and bad damage.
if krolik had a single decent target dmg skill, she could fit into the burn team.
The bakery threads were great, everyone sharing theories, giving advice, and wanting to fuck Sugar.
I miss those two months.
being a hero is....LE BAD
pvp
not interested
redditor gets triggered by muh animu
Aliasse, my wife, is the best and the only cunny Valkyria!
You're retarded. Except for the red haired bitch, the entire main cast was great, especially Raz.
4 also has great villains whereas the only reason people like Selvaria is because of her design.
If you made the game a kind of Mix of Max Payne 3 and Metal Gear Solid 5 gunplay/mobility you could have a pretty fun game.
in 1 the only characters worth a damn are Alicia, Welkin and Isara. Maybe nobody comes close to those three in 4 but the squad stories made me care about every single soldier, not just the main characters
He did.
what? Valkyria Chronicles isn't a gacha game
military otaku are very few and far between so you have to do a gacha to milk them dry sepcifically
Because the financially smart thing to do would be just make a deal with Fortnite or COD to put your characters in there to do cross-promotions.
nta but you should really kill yourself asap.
Reverse Collapse: Codename Bakery. Play it
Her only character trait is that she's obsessed with the retard that got her out of the testing facility and dedicates her life to him despite him being an obvious retard. She's got no arc either, nothing about her character changed by the time she dies.
Cap your framerate with Njudea
You know that you are replying to a troll, right?
It's the best way to in play and even then it is still too easy. Yes even restricting orders to one per turn. If you are allowing buff stacking you would probably have to bump it to 240 fps to not assrape missions
what is the trick for playing 1v40 anyways?
items, items and more items. stalling and aoe is the key to survival
trip mines legitimately suck
trip mines aren't about damage, their strength lies in cancelling movement and thus an opportunity for enemies to attack
They sold well until Sony decided to be massive faggots. Bullet Girls Phantasia broke 100k and a remake of BG1 and 2 in that engine would easily do that or better since the enemies you shoot or other girls that you strip and it's not just limited to boss battles.
First game is excellent too, play it
Forgot to add, better mission structure.
half naked robot girls
You see those for 0.001% of the gameplay. The rest of the time you're just blasting grunts that have anime faces after you've killed them
lol so much projection from you
it’s like the Jap equivalent of trying to chase le modern audience
be an increadibly talented porn artist
make 10/10 pure sexo girls for Sega video game series
Sega dosyn't allow you to make official porn based the series
just make original porn with the same character designs but with different names
I kneel almighty Raita sama
An mmo have no business looking this fun
swirl
Its a game with a lot of vertical movement and where having good aim isnt that much of a necessity because TTK is very very high, coupled with shields and big HP bars and gimmicks from specific characters that make you take less damage or give you more movement, alongside most single shot weapons being bad and all the full auto ones being good, it makes it easier for Japs to get into because they focus more on looting and moving because they know how to learn to do those things from other games, than shooting.
Its also free and has lootboxes and shit which Japs also like.
I'd like Fatal Bullet 2
MechaBreak also looks fun but that's anime girls and mechs not tacticool shit, SnowBreak STARTED as "The Division meets Neon Genesis Evangelion" but the plot and power scaling have quickly gotten way out of hand and it's nowhere close to being a tactical shooter and the cover mechanic is basically a joke the same way Warframe's is.
Gunslinger Girl is a masterpiece in about every way and perfected "girls with guns." There's no where left to improve it. Also VC isn't girls with guns. Though since you can beat the whole thing iwth just stacking orders on Alicia then maybe it could argue it.
VC1 cap to 60fps or you'll have a bad time.
VC4 is fine as far as I know,
For context here's my VC1 settings. Just make sure the resolution setting is whatever you use @60.
delete that
Youtube auto thumbnails for VC when using swimsuits is funny.
Handhold, hug, kiss, marry, nakadashi, impregnate
Play reverse collapse bakery girl
Leena is my wife.
impregnate
assholes cant get pregnant
artist known for his titcows
his hottest girls have itty bitty titties
Grenades, tripwires, frag mines (I forgot the name), remote detonaters, tear gas, stun grenades, GRAVEL.
So many options. You really got to embrace your inner guerilla fighter. It's really unique I found. Not that many games that really sell you fighting overwhelming odds in the gameplay & story. I was throbbing the entire time. Also very Edge of Tomorrow.
RC posters kept spilling onto the Unicorn Overlord threads. Those two games are fun contrasts to each other.
Also, shrikussy.
Lusica's fucking hot. Curious to see what role she gets in the hopeful Operation Tinder sequel.
people
Stop mixing up the Latinx and SEA kids that shit up this board as actual people who buy games.
Thoughts
impressive attention to detail in the animations
enemies are spooky
The premise of Girls' Frontline 1 is too good to be trapped in gacha hell forever, and the existence of Reverse Collapse makes it worse because we know what GF could be.
what makes it so good?
t. playing RC right now and have no clue wtf is going on
what a retarded post
What ruined FE was [thing that impacts actual gameplay and replayability, by offering mix and match buffs to your units and in some games creating entirely new units with mix and match abilities] instead of [thing that amounts to being like one CG and some flavor text at the end of a campaign]
I like Strike Witches more but it's decent.
nta but you're a commander in a PMC employing jury rigged sex robots in a post nuclear war russia.
And the sequel is you being a bounty hunter riding a traintank in the zone (but worse)
nuclear war
Nobody got nuked. The closest thing there was to a nuke was when inept Chinese cops set off ayylmao capsules that wiped out China's eastern seaboard.
After playing Reverse Collapse it really hit home that these companies could be making actual good games with real gameplay but actively choose not to. I knew it all along but in that moment I really felt it in my bones.
I have a theory that a higher framerate in VC1 increases accuracy as well, but that's harder and takes more effort to prove than damage.
Lusica's fucking hot. Curious to see what role she gets in the hopeful Operation Tinder sequel.
She'll be an ally and help with the operation, she's not really evil, just extremely smug. I also bet that she'll genuinely fall in love with Mendo
they did throw a few nukes at the start
It's hard to blame them when asians have no self control when it comes to gambling and are easily exploitable for gacha
Why make good games when you can just roll the dice (ha) on another casino "game"?
the saddest thing is that gfl2 has a pretty good foundation. but it's fucked by rpg stats and gacha powercreep
I need a psychotically devoted petite bodyguard / assassin in my life.
the collective consciousness of Anon Babble is manifesting VC5 in real time
it’s a good pissge
Fortunately, improvements in anti-ballistic missile technology meant humanity wasn't destroyed in the fires of nuclear war
imagine the Anon Babble equivalent during this phase