Female character added to existing FPS

female character added to existing FPS

does the unthinkable: fits into a very manly setting without seeming horribly out of place

this took an incredible amount of effort and discussion by smart people

pays off as fans actually like her

gets included into the actual game

comic's writer suddenly becomes autistic about her being an empowered lesbian

everyone else at the company thinks that's forced

except the comic's artist (who is a closet case and a stereotype)

comic writer keeps forcing it in

undoes a ridiculous amount of work that went into making the character fit and not be a generic gurl power shit heap

creates rift between everyone else involved with the idea

they get sick of putting up with two idiots and move on to something else

holds up a project for literal years

results in character being supplanted by other character not shackled by idpol shit

fans like that character

character everyone originally built up is written into total irrelevancy

Jay Pinkerton and Heather Campbell are massive retards. I'm posting this here anonymously because I think it will become more apparent with time. Fuck these two for turning meetings into struggle sessions because they're obsessed with rainbow flags.

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why are you writing fanfiction about the employees at valve?
fuck off you weird retard

How can you force in an "identity"? Do you think that unattended single women deeply involved in a mercenary business would be Christian tik tok trvdwives or something? lol

must be true. nothing good ever came out of Campbells or Pinkertons

background secretary suddenly becomes a team member

no sir i didn't like it

except the comic's artist (who is a closet case and a stereotype)

this one specifically does make me think it's larp, going through her artwork she doesn't seem averse to dykes but she also doesn't seem to specifically focus on them and she holds a special reverence for TF2 (you can tell she got sweaty whenever she drew naked soldier)

You push it into something against the protestations of a larger number of people who don't want it. I'm not going to engage in your pilpul worldbuilding exercise.

I thought the artist was supposed to be mega straight and loves bear looking guys.
And that's why she made Soldier looks like this and why he had a love story.

cope, miss Pauling is a lesbian that's why she doesn't like scout

loves bear looking guys

mega straight

These two cannot coexist in one sentence

It does if it's a women.
Lots of women love the big bear look.

I liked Expiration Date more than the comics, so I agree with Expiration Date's desire to ship Scout with Pauling.

Honestly Expiration Date feels like the last thing to come out of TF2 that felt like TF2. The comics always felt like fanfiction.

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I believe it.

the TF2 comic artist is not male, anon-doko

All I got was she really really really likes Tyranda and Malfurion.

you have to open your third eye and align your chakras and seethe uncontrollably about the gay agenda

Is this really the type of dev we have left at Dota these days?

Comic writers being fags? What a surprise.

You mean a bunch of people who would really, really love to design and develop for Blizzard without having to actually work at Blizzard? Noooooo, what gave you that impression?

just wait until you see how many fruits are on the deadlock team

I've been playing TF2 since the Orange Box and I have no clue who that is.

Who has the Spy Pauline pic??

Fuck off rain

Clearly you missed the golden age of sfm porn then.

I will be eternally mad at the lazy faggots at Valve. It is only their fault we didn't get a full fledged series on adult swim.

It fluctuates between that and gook porn artists, Valve is very mercurial

who the fuck is rain

If characters story arc is replaced by "being an empowered lesbian" when it doesn't fit the theme of the story, but gets twatter points, it's "forced".

Feel free to enlighten me!

It's funny. If you stick rigidly to the game itself there's a lot of tf2 characters who could just give a blank stare to. Even knowing who Pauling is requires you to give one iota of a fuck about the contracts. Saxton Hale being in the game took VSH becoming an official game mode to happen and I wouldn't blame anyone for not caring to play it.

added to FPS

Oh I missed the 10th Class Meet The Secretary update

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Pauling could be the finest character in all of fiction, a masterpiece of subtlety and imagination, and I would still despite her and everything around her because she's voiced by ashley fucking burch doing her "i dont know how to act and just read lines in my insufferable talentless voice for lots of money" gimmick

Don't know who that is but I respect your hate.

Fempyro is superior.

Not really, bears are faggot core.

Nah faggots appropriated it from straight women and exaggerate it due to their furry art rotted brains.

Is that a...

who cares
scout trying to date miss pauling when shes actually a lesbian is funny

Femscout? Yes. Good eye.

empowered lesbian

her not wanting to date scout doesn't make her a lesbian lmao

Scout and Pauling gotta get a train run on them

miss pauling's a lesbian? when did that happen?
was it in the last comic and i just missed it because i'm stupid? (very likely desu)

Her VA said it on Twitter one time so naturally we've got to seethe about it for years like it matters

The TF2 comics are the gayest fucking thing ever

Debatable

Nah faggots appropriated it from straight women

im with you, i read that and I dont remember it
would be kinda funny were scout and pauling not already setup in expration date.
Pauling trying to tell scout she "plays for the other team" while scout is sitting their thinking of Blu the whole time

VA says canonically questionable info

TF2 team never confirms it

seems like a nothingburger

that would have been a great joke
it's a shame they didn't make it

He is God's gift to women why else would she refuse his hospitality only for him to impregnate an entire soccer team's worth of women the moment he moves on.

You have to be really autistic to fap to sfm of the mercs

И кaк этo cпacёт Кoпpoинy?

seething valve dei hire

Saxton's all over a lot of failed mechanics like the trade-up system for items but I do agree he's largely constrained to tertiary media for TF2
Australium and Mann Vs. Machine I think are the biggest offenders of "how the fuck are you supposed to know what's going on in just the game?"

I only fap to Olivia Mann.

All I gather from this thread is that it's about TF2 somehow despite all of the characters in TF2 being guys.

autistic and a pedo? you're really breaking ground here.

It never officially happened, Jay Pinkerton hinted at it once and got promptly swallowed into the depths of Shut The Fuck Up by Erik Wolpaw and I think Pauling's VA said something to the effect once. It's in a dubious space of "headcanon on the writers' part" where it will never ever be brought up in any capacity or hard confirmed by anyone because it's dumb fetishism or pandering on the writers' part. Erik Wolpaw especially will be quick to shut it down because it doesn't accomplish anything but get in the way of the work, same as he was apparently very vocal about getting the other writers to FUCK OFF with giving the Administrator a deep backstory because it was boring and unnecessary.

Jay Pinkerton said it at one point and seemed to have completely forgotten they had done an entire short about Scout trying to date her.

Loads of people rule it off because because Pauling/Scout was what was being pointed at by TF2 itself. So when the final issue of the comics, that just so happen are written by Jay Pinkerton, came out and pointedly severed Pauling and Scout as a pairing it's easy to come to the conclusion he was trying to push his Pauling is gay take.

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The administrator is a woman

who cares

you do, apparently

Miss Pauling isnt a lesbian because she is actually attractive

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Once they do, those posts will show up here.

what am i supposed to extrapolate from this?

Lesbians are not real.

AM I GONNA CRY NOW

It was only hinted at by her never being interested in scout, by ignoring the naked mercs but when zana gets naked she wants to stay and stare instead of going somewhere "less naked" as scout put it, by her obsession to the administrator and by the last thing he tells to scout about how there's women hotter than her. To be fair you have to have a high IQ to understand TF2

giving the Administrator a deep backstory because it was boring and unnecessary

That turned out well

The depth of her backstory being "petty vindictive woman really wants to ruin a guy's life and more" is very accurate writing for a fictional woman. Right down to not remembering why, and having no regrets to the bitter end.

Legitimately yes, Administrator not remembering or caring either fits into the "completely fucking pointless shadow war" idea. Also Zepheniah being canonized as Spectator which makes him witness to every single epic pootis conga party in 2fort's sewers that's ever taken place

So what about the stuff before the comic, like her stealing all the Australium from the US Government and killing Poopy Joe?

Completely in service of keeping herself and Zepheniah alive for as long as possible just to torture him

she admitted to a government hearing that she was wasting the world's most valuable resource on torturing a random business magnate for decades

Bit of a stretch

character that doesn't heed government agencies, openly hosts a proxy war in Arizona, openly hires mercenaries, and openly celebrates its proxy war with a hall-of-fame... lies to the United States government

Whoa.

I always saw the comic as nothing but a novelty, only the most diehard fans care about it. It's obvious it was its own thing considering Expiration Date.