switch 2 "feature" that's supposed to be anti hacking
will brick if there's a voltage change, meant to detect flash carts
will actually just brick the system at any minor change in voltage, such as using a microwave one room over, building up too much static from the carpet, etc
Bravo, nintendo
source: my gaping anus
There's definitely no reason to buy one when an emulator is already up and running before launch, and it won't brick
Source?
see
an emulator is already up and running before launch
[citation needed]
It's out there
source is a a random gbatemp comment
The favela nigger monkey snoys are going nuclear near release.
That's the point, this dumb nigger has been falseflagging this all day, and even the gbatemp posters are asking for source
source: dude this random forum post is super trustworthy and 100% truth
Nintendo is fucked, this is class action lawsuit-worthy
Yes, Nintendo will sue them and turn these nignogs into yet another set of debt slaves for life.
Damn, tendies just keep getting bad news...
Does that mean I can sue Sony too?
this nigger actually believes he can have any effect on S2 success by shitpostin on Anon Babble all day lol
Nintendo is so fucking scared of pirates lmao. Shades of Sony when they'd rather destroy PCs than let people copy their CDs
Your seethe is scrumptious. You lost. Buy your Nintendo games, poorfag.
My dad works for the pirate bay and he says he already beat the new mario kart
I don’t see any proof to the contrary, and it’s not like nintendo’s denied it
yeah nintendo is going to put out responses to every shitpost on the internet
fpbp
Nintendo basically controls the US courts and have invalidated numerous US laws, even constitutional ones.
Modern day internet. Gen Z using it be like
I read something on Twitter/Reddit
must be true, not debunked yet
It has become painfully obvious Gen Z is so deranged that basic critical thinking skills are lacking in your gen. Particularly the burden of proof. You think yourself to be a modern sensible person, but you're no different than the witch trials lynch mobs who's source was "it came to me in a dream".
I actually hope this is real, and it affects someone in Europe. Then the EU court can proceed to summarily ass execute jewtendo for having the audacity to think they have to right to destroy other peoples property.
It has become painfully obvious Gen Z is so deranged that basic critical thinking skills are lacking in your gen
It's kind of sad to see honestly. The amount of people I've seen here say that you don't have to have a reason for an opinion for instance is genuinely astounding.
Some delirious guy who can't smell made up a bunch of shit!
How will Nintendo recover?
Yeah, fuck the Switch 2, but I don't believe your gayrod scam, Paco.
Yeah, that's what happened. Totally
False. You jave already chosen your pitiful end
oh no, attempting to hack it bricks it just like Nintendo said
That's not how that works. Nintendo aren't intentionally bricking devices, it's an anti-piracy/hacking measure which is completely fine in the EU since they aren't sending out an update or flicking a switch to kill it personally.
In other words, if it breaks because you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing it's all on you.
False
jave
The fact he hand types out all is cope responses instead of keeping a document to copy and paste them is simultaneously hilarious, charming, and sad
Nintendo
years of consoles getting hacked day 1
decides to actually make an effort to make a secure system
ANITCONSUMER ANTICONSUMER
Source: dude trust me
Reddit immediately begging for a source to report to Nintendo is hilarious.
We have as much proof that it’s the case as we do to the contrary, which is none. If you can make baseless claims on the internet that nintendo won’t brick your system over voltage changes I have as much right to make the same claims that they will brick your system that easily. We just don’t know and won’t until the system is out
And let’s be honest, them being hyper-paranoid about hackers that they’d install a killswitch so flawed you can accidentally brick your console, does that REALLY sound out-of-character for nintendo?
Cite your sources, because complete bricking reeks of violating product conformity.
I won't expose my sources to Nintendo. You're free to try it on your own switch 2, which you did pre-order, right?
irrelevant non answer
Confirmed for damagecontrolling shill, good morning saar.
does that REALLY sound out-of-character for nintendo?
It's literally their go-to approach.
THE HONOR OF NINTENDO HAS BEEN PRESERVED
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE
FUCKING POORFAG PC VEGANS PAY UP NOW
$80 IS NO PROBLEM FOR A GAME AS QUALITY AS A NINTENDO GAME
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO NINTENDO WINS AGAIN
Did the Nintendium mines run dry?
how delusional are the nintendo executives if they're chasing piracy to the point of making their devices accidentally brickable when they have the most loyal, cultish and tech illiterate customer base?
Nope they just found a brand new deposit which is why poorfags will never get to play another Nintendo game for free LMFAOOOOO
That's not a source for "Up to 37%"
This is genuinely true but in certain markets like Latin America they actually lose a ton of sales from piracy. They’re fully justified in doing this. I think stealing genuine works of art that are made with love like Nintendo games is immoral and should be stopped. Simple as.
noooooooo how dare you it's not from an official account so it's gotta be fake reeeeeeeeeeee
you are pathetic
Imagine all Switches bricking in a city when lightning strikes near some power line.
This kek
"WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME THE NAME AND LOCATION OF THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO HACK THE CONSOLE BEFORE IT'S OUT!? FAKE!"
Remember when retards claimed the original Switch was "bending" due to the heat of operation in the dock? Why are people so quick to make up bullshit?
Back in the GameCube era, which is why every console since then can be easily damaged in such a way that it stops working.
it's fun
Will be the cool new prank to visit your American friends and plug an electric kettle to brick their switches
That was true though
That happened, just like this
tendies claim switch 2 will be unhackable
tendies pretend that journos bricking their switches in pretty sterile environments as a result of overzealous protections is fake news
37%
after two weeks
Holy shit, rrod was 30% after multiple YEARS, this is the biggest disaster in gaming history.
Source(s): Dude, trust me
I will never hack my Switch 2.
It is a luxury good.
gotta love k8ke jannies allowing 3 copies of this same thread up at once
if that's a luxury good then so is a used rtx 3050
Sounds like complete bs
4 now.
Just like the list of supposed shitch poo "exclusives"
Switch 2
luxury good
Man, I am sorry to say, but you are totally a poorfag if you believe that for real.
Reddit ahh comment
Anon, there's at least 7. Which means it's either shills spamming pro-jewtendo propaganda or shartyniggers desperately grasping for something new to be retards about.
Loud and wrong
If the OP image is true, then only hackers have to worry about that