Anon Babble - Television and Film Thread
Anon Babble - Television and Film Thread
You must be the new guy
Who the hell are you and where is Robert?
You dumbass, that's Robert.
Tobias Rieper. Robert went home sick.
Enjoy the movie sir, it will be a blast
well hello robert
Hello Robert, you're looking well.
Hi Rovert! Is that a new tie!
You're looking pale today, is everything OK?
1 ticket for the thunderbolts please, and 1 set of a regular-sized popcorn and soda
You ain't Robert, GTFO.
fucking retard it's clearly him, look at his clothes
yo, Robert, lookin' good!
new haircut?
I tried to make a list of opportunities, but then I realized how dogshit a theater level would be.
I think it would pretty fun if the entire building was open.
What?
A stage play would be better but they already did that in Curtain's Down
Hmmm… You don’t look familiar…
the kinoplex has much better opportunities than your average cinema
Robert is in the dumpster out back. You're next. Enjoy the movie.
If you made it during a film festival with both theaters that empty and fill, private screenings, and a party in the lobby, it would be pretty fun. Then again, I’m basically describing Paris.
I am Robert.
Hello Robert
Thank god, I was panick robbie
i keep wanting to play hitman but i never do
Ah, Robert, would you mind holding my harpoon gun while I check on my stock prices, over here, facing the window?
Lure a guy into the popcorn mines or feed crab legs to the target who's allergic to selfish
Also I found this. en.m.wikipedia.org
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Alright. Give me time.
I heard the movie is so good you would die for a seat.
VISUAL CALCULUS [Easy: Success] -- That name card wasn't there just a second ago.
HALF LIGHT [Impossible: Success] -- Death is staring you in the face. Reach for the gun and end him before he does the same to you.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Trivial: Failure] -- How about ordering some butter topped popcorn, your heart can take a bit more cholesterol if it enhances the film watching experience.
One large serving of popcorn. Put it on Jean's tab.
bros... where do I start with hitman?
46 recites the entire script of Black Narcissus to prove he's a cinephile to an overly suspicious ticket taker
Blood Money if you don't mind some 2000s jank, or the modern trilogy if you do
target comes to the theater alone
inform him of the no singles policy
the price of violation? Death.
Blood Money will do
Just play nuHitman
Pull the fire alarm
Remove the "Do not use" sign from the bad fire exit
Put it on the good fire exit
Target enters the bad fire exit
While target navigates the oubliette place "Singles only" sign on the bad fire exit
reopen the good fire exit to avoid collateral damage (singles are permissible targets)
The bad fire exit gets full
Replace "do not use" sign on the bad fire exit
Everyone inside is now breaking the Kinoplex Accord
The Verdugo are now free to mow through the singles giving you time to reach the presidential suite
Don Halligan disguise
Send Leon into the Oubliette through the trap door in the castle
Challenge cleared: What killed the dinosaurs?
Leon freezes the Verdugo when it's next to the target, they both freeze
Leon doesn't have any more bullets (See mission story: Locked and Loaded)
Leon spin kicks the Verdugo and the target
Challenge cleared: Ice to See You
Challenge cleared: Chill out
Couples are filing back into their seats once the fire alarm ends
retrieve slingshot from Leon when he returns to his box seat
Kill target with an acorn from the second story dispenser
Mission Story cleared: The Ice Age
It's kino.
Hey Robert! Did you get a hair cut?
Hey, Robert! Looking more Aryan than usual today. That new skin creme is doing wonders! Anyway, tub of 'corn, extra butter, side of crab legs, and a bag of falcon chow, please.
the idea of a "bad fire exit" fucking tickles me
Ey folk, why y'all got to mess with my dark mode settings, bruh? You tweaking. How the fuck am I supposed to fix this now?
Halligan? from mystery of the druids?
Helmut Kruger??? Why are you working here??
What is bad about the bad fire exit and good about the good fire exit?
Who was bottom here?
One of the fire exits tells only lies, the other tells only the truth
Just make it part of a mall to expand on opportunities
what the fuck is this about? did i miss something
The first episode of S8 was good, but next one is a Beth episode so quality is going to drop.
How about I toss you through one of them and find out?
Hey Robert, I'll take a bucket of crab legs, extra butter, and two tickets to the latest kino (for me and my girlfriend who I just banged - shit was SO cash).
But uhh...do you have anything I can take for flatulence? I had some beans last night and...whew, if you know what I mean.
Underrated
hey robert I can't decide between mission impossible and final destination, what do you recommend?