Why do (((they)) keep hating this wonderful console so damn much?

Why do (((they)) keep hating this wonderful console so damn much?

only console worth getting is the back compat fat

they are all doomed to die an early death unless you perform the equivalent of neurosurgery on them

Cool.

no games for most of its life

bad ports

expensive at launch

terrible controller

terrible online

and yet it ended up being better than the xbox 360 because microsoft couldn't stop shitting the bed after 2009

retarded
the only console worth getting is the most recent slims
HEN works best with those and will never fail you
top loading disc trays are how its done by pros

muh ps2 games

only a faggot would play a ps2 game on a ps3

The only games worth playing on the PS3 are Infamous 1/2 and MGS4.

free online

They hate us because they aint us
They want their liveserviceslop in the form of monthly subscriptions in newer consoles regardless of brand
PS3 was the last good console

PS3 alone has no worthwhile exclusives

Sure it does troon.

Just use a real PS2

never had the one with the 4 usb ports and the sd card slot

its not fair . . . .

Yeah, I do, which is also the reason I don't use my PS3 anymore.

The back compatibility console is shite. Least reliable of the lot and its only backwards compatible with a handful of PS2 titles.

No, I'm talking about the original back compat consoles which had the actual PS2 GPU/CPU on-board.

The Super Slim was a poorly built piece of shit. The sliding cover for the disc tray broke in under a year, and I wasn't particularly rough on it. Get a regular Slim instead.

You can play PS2 games on a slim soft modded jailbroken PS3, though.

Might have something to do with the no games

The PS2 software emulation is pretty shit. You're better off just using PCSX2 at that point.

>only console worth getting is the back compat fat

it's absolutely not. it consumes a hell lot of electricity, it's loud and it doesn't do anything important by todays standards. a jailbroken PS3 slim can play most ps2 and ps1 games via emulation.

>they are all doomed to die an early death unless you perform the equivalent of neurosurgery on them

that's a lie. that will only happen if it's full of dust or put in a cramped place. my 2010 slim ps3 is working just fine to this day. it doesn't even get loud.

Look up 90nm RSX underfill. Also look up PS3 software emulation of PS2 titles.
You should realize that when I singled out backwards compatible PS3s I was specifically talking about them dying. No shit your slim is fine.

Holy mother of normalfags. No wonder “people” say the PS3 has no games. The only thing you faggots look at is the mainstream Western slop instead of the loads of great Japanese games that are still wholly exclusive to it

I'm the guy you're replying to and I know first-hand that, while there are official PS2 Classics and homebrew injections, it's nowhere near good enough to replace the real deal. I'd go so far as to compare it to OG Xbox on 360, it's just that limited in terms of compatibility. Use the super slim for the small handful of games that work properly like Nocturne and Twisted Metal Black, but if you want to play Ace Combat you need to break out the real PS2.

Wrong. The first part is anon

it's called a sentence.

That means he's excluding

they are all doomed

it's not clear whether "they" refers to "console" or "compat fat"

Ok, name some.

Demon's Souls

why do they hate this wonderful nogames machine that was poorly thought in QoL features that bled profits made by the gigantic success of PS2 and where the software ran terrible?

Gee, I wonder...

Why is your taste so boring?

Aesthetics matter and the PS3 is the ugliest console ever made. Glad I have one though because my PS2 (the second most aesthetic console ever made) doesn't like playing PSX games anymore.

why don't you like poor performance that can't hit stable 25fps?

the franchise became a meme because of part ii but everyone is forgetting the original was a huge deal

Anon said games, not movies.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_3-only_games
why you so dum

I mean the great exclusive Japanese games, but if you're going to play The Last of Us you may as well play either of the two remasters it got.

You're reading it at face value too hard. Anyone who owned a fat knew it was eventually going to fail. When mine did I eventually got a slim and an old PS2. Both still work.

Can't even produce one worthwhile exclusive game when confronted.

Nice list of slop, friend. Think I'll pass.

its been about 10 years since anyone would care

This was the game that made me realize game journos were dogshit. Fucking trash, I'm still mad I bought it.

Exactly, why is your taste so boring? Do you feel no shame having such cowardly, timid taste that's afraid of being challenged?

was a huge deal

Got outsold by Mario Kart DS in its 4th month (November 2013)

Why do (((they)) keep hating this wonderful console so damn much?

Because it took 3 years for the PS3 to get its first game.
Anyone who bought a PS3 at launch is the ultimate cück (myself included)

Why do (((they)) keep hating this wonderful console so damn much?

Because it was so fucking broken that the xbox 360 outsold it.

i will never forgive microshit for paid online, i remember being dumbfounded when i first heard that xbox niggas had to PAY to play with other people

False. PS3 had a stronger start than the Wii in terms of games.

nobody gives a shit about thw wii outside of wii sports and mario kart so its not really fair to compare them

Anyone who owned a fat knew it was eventually going to fail.

that's a lie. even the fat was reliable with fresh paste. yes it was the first console gen with insanely high power usage and that meant a lot of heat but it was not faulty by design like the 360.

Back in my day, bait used to be semi-believable.

I love my super slim but fucking hell the slide mechanic sucks ass, mine works but I need to shut it hard for it to not open and I fear I might break it.

Ah yes, single dad simulator.
Alternatively titled:

Uncharted 3 1/2: Drake's Father & Daughter Adventures

I hide behind a veneer of old fag posturing and irony

pathetic!

THE POWER OF THE CELL

even the fat was reliable with fresh paste.

Which is the what the first anon said meaning his post was not mentioning slims.

snoy desperate to deny reality

was not mentioning slims.

it's not clear whether "they" refers to "console" or "compat fat"

am i the only non esl in this thread?

the slim is aesthetic af

Why don't you like the challenge of barely functional games?

Because I have taste; therefore as for slow framerates my choice are games like megaman x Armored Armadillo stage

Didn't rike Motorstorm?!

Your taste is incredibly underdeveloped, it's very apparent. You'll only play safe, approved games and despise a challenge whether it be from a game or socially. Prime conformism.

Resistance had an entire trilogy release during the lifespan of the PS3, notorious for its difficulty to program with at the time

I forgot what it was like for games to not have extremely bloated budgets, competent developers, and excessively long dev times.

approved games and despise a challenge whether it be from a game or socially

approved

I played it at release, kid. PSDouble all the way

MGS4

western

You have to pick one...I abide by a strict rule...a higher order...you wouldn't understand

Incorrect.

i have one and it runs so hot it sounds like a jet engine.

you now remember snoys seething and trying to claim bayonetta 1 was trash because the playstation could barely run the game while 360 ran it perfectly

Kojima would suck the sould of that anon's dick for that post and make Geoff watch

You have to pick one...I abide by a strict rule

Yes, I am a man and have great taste. That's why also chose Goof Troop

Oatmeal cookie was right; 360 was like a jet

Behold the giant enemy crab game. Barely able to reach 30FPS and with this riveting gameplay addition. Kind of a canary in the coalmine for that entire generation.

Meh more mediocre snesslop. 16-bit hipsters have such underdeveloped taste.

it runs so hot it sounds like a jet engine

Because you need to replace the thermal pads/grease in these decades-old consoles

16-bit hipsters have such underdeveloped taste.

Said the fan of pic related.

can't deal with 16-bit supremacy

This is why your taste only reaches poorly done 3D

Yeah, the great Japanese exclusives like Mushihimesama and Eschatos and oh, wait, those were 360 exclusives, my bad.
In all seriousness, what a dreadful console generation. I got seriously into retro gaming in 7th gen because the absolute garbage they were putting out at time.

that doesn't make any sense. I checked when I got it, it was only on for like 20 hours in it's whole life. I've hardly put any time on it at all because it's so loud.

At least pretend to like Genesis games, poser.

Said the 16-bit hipster, gargling cum between his daily prostate pounding by black cock.

It was the era of short, cinematic games with little replay value. The reason why every game now is a bloated open world mess, an overreaction to a problem that didn't actually fix the core issue (zero replay value)

I mean it's an alright console. It's just that the launch + first few years were extremely cringe, and the 360 is pretty much better in every single way.

liking actual video games is hipster to the cinematic movie lover

Can't make it up.

At least pretend to like Genesis games

Not took it as a given

But Earthworm Jim was better on PC at the time.

R2 MP was fun
Then all the publishers went full retard with that online pass bullshit and no more 64 player online fights so I didn't bother with R3. Sign of things to come though.

Replay value was substituted with online multiplayer. Everyone wanted to be the next Halo.

Then all the publishers went full retard with that online pass bullshit

Thank god Microsoft's original plans for the Xbone flopped so hard. That basically put an abrupt end to the war against used game sales from the early 2010s.

because it beats the 360 in the end

That was the funniest thing. Xbox completely gave up after 2009. Sad really.

Looks like a disappointing tech demo with a HUD added.

He says, homosexually while inhaling cum.

Everyone wanted to be the next Halo

God that era of will x be the next Halo-killer was annoying. Then it was COD-killer post MW. The leveling up in MW was fun at the time but looking back they unknowingly would be the progenitor of the battle pass.

I refuse to believe anyone actually enjoyed Motorstorm.

that doesn't make any sense

PS2 is 25 to 12 years old, PS3 is between 19 to 11. Doesn't matter how much or little these consoles have been used, the pads will have long since passed their usability and the grease will have coagulated into an adobe mudbrick. My Super Slim is the Japanese MGR blue/black and still the first thing I did was replace the paste. It's completely whisper quiet because of it.

There weren't many "halo" style halo killers. The jump to modern military games as the alternative started quickly and did eventually replace Halo. If your mind is just headlines and memes you'd think this is a Halo clone. (Only a retard would think that.)

We get it, not enough cock for you. Faggot.

(Only a retard would think that.)

Yeah, Killzone is a visibly worse series in every way. Unfortunately a webm can't convey just how shitty it feels to control, the 10 FOV and dirt soaked screen give you an idea at least.

Nah I played Killzone 1, Liberation, 2 and some 3. Journos were calling it a Halo-killer. But I don't think many devs tried to say that for themselves.

taking damage covers the screen in strawberry jam

That era was the absolute gayest.

I dunno I think the current DEI era might be a little gayer

This fag likes modern slop like dustborn more than heterosexual warfare

Nintendofaggotry, not even once.

Okay true. Still, it was a lame trend in FPS games post CoD 4 though. Especially with the piss filter.

he defends this over having a health bar

Piss filter games are for white men.

didn't name any

Fucking kek

it's made of particles suspended in silicone oil. it doesn't "coagulate". You should know this because the lube your boyfriend uses on you is made of the same stuff.

Piss [...] are for white men.

I have shit taste

alright

Had a fat PS3 since launch

Have tons of games for it both downloaded and sitting in a box upstairs

Genuinely cannot remember any of them except MGS4, Disgaea 3, and Demons Souls

It had no games.

There's absolutely no point to using the disc drive at all when you can put in a 1TB HDD and keep all of your games in there.

For me, Disgaea 3 is a Vita game.

What is the point of owning a system from the last offline friendly generation if your a digital cuck?