Ret paladins after getting out of a rogue sap
Ret paladins after getting out of a rogue sap
Most stable pentecostal service
I'm surprised he didn't stab someone
I was more sad he didn't, reminds me of that webm where the dude is trying to cut a sausage out of his friends mouth and ends up slicing half his nose off
Do you have it on you?
No, but I did find it in the archives
arch.b4k.dev
As someone who grew up Mormon but was made to attend, for some ungodly reason, a Pentecostal private school, my mind was absolutely blown by the sheer irreverence every week during the mandatory church service. People were jumping over pews, having what looked like seizures up in the front, throwing hymnals, and all kinds of other bullshit.
Abandoning religion in my adult life was one of the best decisions I ever made.
Brutal
You grew up with experiencing two of the biggest bastardisations of Christianity. It's not wonder you decided to give up the faith. Take the Catholicpill, we'll welcome you back with open arms.
Faithless fool. When your time on earth is done, enjoy nothing.
Ouchie
what could possibly go wrong?
worship idols instead
Get your vile popery out of here
5 bards
1 paladin
1 2h woyer
LETS DO THIS
can't differentiate the worship of idols from the religious use of idols
many such cases. sad.
when my sla... tenants rent is late
oddly specific feel
Protestant
Holy fuck Trumpers are wild
He's doing all that while a mage is channeling pyroblast
Fucking hell americans.
tiktok posting
bruh, how did it come to this
how did it come to this
Get with the times, bruh. I don't use Tiktok, but I watch Youtube shorts and it's the same shit.
same shit pedo lover
not to worry Moses, we're merely religiously using this golden calf
Why can't we just read the Bible instead of this
that is cool as hell
If Jesus comes back, I think he's gonna waste these fuckers first
because it's shitmerica where the cattle is only allowed to "worship" Christ in these embarrassing heretical ways. Because jews hate Jesus they turned Christianity in this embarrassing circus in america. That's the only way they tolerate their golems worshiping Christ. In a disrespectful way that turns people away from God. That's why even Catholicism is more popular than american denominations in america.
It's like you guys don't know what the word "intent" means
What's a ret paladin going to do about rogues even after getting out of sap? You're supposed to either play reckoning and instakill them or play holy and be useful.
Sola One Brain Cell
yes these unwashed illiterate sand covered people subsisting off bread wandering the desert for 40 years still had enough gold on them, skilled jewelers and a good enough furnace to make a golden statue
Lil bruv actually believes this
yeah I'm sure Jesus will kill people playing drums in a church and not literal murderers, rapists, druggies, abusers etc etc
fucking retard
Jews hate Christians, Christians love jews. Weird dynamic, considering Christians want the judeo-apocalypse to happen under the pretense that Isreal belongs to jews in the first place.
I think most Christians just don't know what they want, considering they make telepathic messaging their standard form of commination with a deity supposedly beyond concept.
Personally, I see worship as heretical to my religion, which is the freedom from religion.
christcucks
Lmao
I broke up with a virgin girl who loved me because she went to a church like this and told me she would never let me baptize our future children. No regrets.
The church is intent on using its hold over you to continue soaking in donations, meanwhile they direct you to worship a false messenger of God on Earth
Catholicism is idol worship
Because the Bible sucks to read. It's really boring, the paper is uncomfortably thin, the format it's laid out in sucks, it's been translated so many times, so many different ways that you'll get Christautists bitching at you about which version is the best version to read. On top of everything, whe you actually sit down and read it front to back, everything in it sounds like bullshit.
Yes, Catholics look at that and think the Vatican is different
deity supposedly beyond concept
Huh? The personhood of God is like tier one basic bitch Christianity. The whole point is that he is not beyond concept, he's a person you can talk to.
so are you a jew or what?
No I hate Jews. You're fooling yourself though if Catholics aren't their greatest tool for bringing immigrants in to the country
Are there actually any decent church in US that doesn't have this kind of shits? and no, niggers church is almost the same as this but with niggers instead whitey
Thanks for the autism, Luther
Jesus? Giving money to the poor?
sounds like commie pinko chicom bullshit to me. PULL YOURSELF BY THE BOOTSTRAPS
Enjoy nothing
I'm on Anon Babble. I already do that.
He did literally nothing wrong.
Why are americans so cucked?
christcucks
Israel's existence depends on the United States. So Israel has infiltrated our government, and spread propaganda throughout our society to ensure Americans support Israel. When Anon Babble was down, it was found most posts on Anon Babble since 2014 were from Israel. If the United States wasn't supporting Israel, it would have been fought over by every surrounding Muslim country til the end of humanity.
they're a slave race
When Anon Babble was down, it was found most posts on Anon Babble since 2014 were from Israel.
why are amerimongrels so low IQ? is it muttbreeding?
wants to reform the church because he wants to bone nuns
movement starts
creates a splinter of church
doesn't reform church
dies old and bitter because he didn't want his own church, he wanted the church in Rome to change
dies
his own mother doesn't convert to prot movement and calls him a loser
Lol LMAO
extravagant amerisharts le bad!
murderous spics who worship actual death le good :)
negroes who practice pagan rituals so based :)
This is your brain on r/atheism and r/science.
Yes, and low iq people are more likely to be religious, Christianity (and it's many denominations) is the most popular religion in the United States. Swaths of Christians believe that for the end of the world to start, all the Jews need to return to Israel and die there. They unironically believe that Trump is the antichrist, and they're very excited for Jesus to return and end the world. None of that is going to happen.
believing in afterlife
lol wishful thinking
They unironically believe that Trump is the antichrist
They believe Obama is the antichrist and that Trump is a holy warrior sent by God. Update your muttlore
Prosperity Gospel is… LE BAD XD
When did so many Jesuit leftist “””liberation theology” propagandists start infesting this board?
No rich man will go into heaven.
Jesus is on Trump's side cause Trump is the Antichrist, and Jesus is playing 7D Chess to ensure he is able to return.
These are low IQ evangelicals that believe this and have a huge sway in American politics.
The Jewish people lost the land given to them by God because they rejected the covenant by crucifying Christ.
evangelicals
lol
playing as anything but a bard
You didn't beat the game.
cult
Shut the fuck up original tribal queef
literal murderers, rapists, druggies, abusers etc etc
He forgives those.
Yea and any dispensentionalists and dual covenant loons subscribe to this idea and must be pro secular un-biblical Israel.
Catholics and Orthos reject this premise.