Shittiest arguments you've seen about video games

It doesn't. You sit and wait for your turn.

This one

TB was right when he said South Park SoT was the only game that was fine at 30FPS

The framerate still matters, turn-based RPGs are already slow games, and the framerate tanking to unplayable levels makes them even worse

The 3DS Pokemon games ran like shit

It doesn't matter as much as other genres but there is a big difference in menuing on psx ff7 and the 15 fps PC port

weeb

Dogshit thread

Shittiest

Started reading there!!!!

That barely was Aya tribute, you only really came over Momiji. I demand a proper remake.

I do agree that framerate matters, a smoother snappier experience is going to feel a lot better than a sluggish one. That being said, I don't think all turn based games are slow. Dungeon crawlers like Wizardry have pretty quick battles (usually, unless you get some bullshit going where like 18 enemies attack in one turn), and part of that is from quick menus, simple or no animations depending on the game, and not having a huge encounter rate. It really just depends on the game.

I can see the strobe effect under led streetlights.

fvark........I dont feel so good veehuu friends.....I think im gonna lay down
*dies*

The unplayable in question: 45fps
Get a fucking grip

Anyone listing players/sales.
Unless it's a multiplayer focus game, it is completely irrelevant.

"Wifi is okay if you play close to the router."

call it shitty

didn't call it wrong

OP's concession accepted.

It matters a little but if you try and tell me a turn based game is unplayably bad because of FPS drops I am going to think you’re being stupid

try to talk about old game

"uh the game has no issues you're just a zoomer with no attention span if you dare criticise it"

sharted my diaper again award

Marisa's shitty diaper......

Wake up Meira

I SAID WAKE UP MEIRA

Five more minutes...

uuuugggggbblllllluuuuuuggggghhhhhhhh ewwwoooooooorrrrrggghhhhhhh

What did they mean by this?

I love you

We’re probably talking about more than 30

What did you guys think of the new CDS chapter anyways

Okina, I demand a raise.

I'm reading another manga

"remake better cause not old graphics". my ex said this shit ALOT. he said Halo CE anniversary looks better with the new graphics solely on the fact that theyre shinier and newer. no, he doesnt give a shit about art design. he never did.

I hope its a good one this time

I like Miko

Miko is kewl butt I want to see Tojiko speak

Rereading would be the better word

Minoriko is so lucky.....

The minimum you want in any game is 60fps even in a turn based game otherwise its about as slow and painful as watching paint dry.

Meiracord won bigly

Yeah playing with Wifi is no big deal.

Lives basically in the same building as the server with 0 ping.

Other people see him rubberbanding like a faggot.

Can't make shit up.

stop leaking the meiracord dummy

but WHO won?

Len'en

das rite

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jaysisters are talking about us again

Who the fuck cares about japaneese Chris chan fucking games are you retarded? Do you have no taste? How much of a cultist you have to be to play actual touhou games made by that fucking judas all 2hu games are bottom of the barrel garbage they are equivalent of playing rpg maker game that uses default assets ZUN can't draw and now uses aislop ZUN cannot compose (all the tracks you thought were good were ripped from something else) ZUN can't fucking make fun game since 15 I'm literaly falling asleep going through stages there is no plot or story line who the fuck cares about touhou 20 poopoo of eastern wonderful lotus extravaganza google good shoot em ups in Google and play any of these instead of DOSHIThu please
The only good-ish thing are the 2hu designs but you can enjoy 2hus without playing the games so who cares also zun will flag your videos if you upload 2hu ost on youtube

Algorithmic buzzword post for best engagement

I didn't read it.

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@grog make this post coherent and explode the poster's testicles please

time to use the special occasion toilet

what the FUAAAAAAARK WHY IS THE SPECIAL OCCASION TOILEY CLOGGED???

that boy aint right

I don't like this.

I cannot believe this place warped me into brapfag

It's a good game but not a good <insert series> game

This is way funnier than it should be. Also, Suika tanked that.

sloppa request?

remake this

My husband

Takane titmogging Nitori

threads with Kaguya question mark.png

bad

threads with Reimu in the op

bad

threads that ask ""subtle"" generic questions in hopes of not getting deleted (almost never works)

bad

threads that talk blatantly about 2hu

good

threads with Alice or Koishi in the OP

funny

you

wrong

*sniff sniff* urrgg

Merth

Mario

Mspaintanon

Luigi

Tewigalaxy

Peach

Can i be Yoshi?

103

DK

Which drawfag are you?

Kek and canon

Which one? Rare DK or Wokey Kong?

Uhh Eraserhead77

Goomba in Super Mario 64

Apologize to 103 NOW

No need to apologize, he even drew something for me in a different thread

103 I'm sorry that you are fucking traitor

Let'sa go

Is it true there's a large concentration of gays in Anon Babblehu who like boys despite Touhou being a series full of girls? How does this happen?

It's not gay if we both wear cosplay

Who will you cosplay as, and with who? Top or bottom?

Not just Anon Babblehu but 2hu fans as a whole, in and out the internet. Obviosuly not everyone is like that, in fact i can already see a tewiposter typing "faggots burn in hell", but it's quite likely that a 2hu fan is a homo.

My theory is that exposure to so many cute girls leads to talking about said girls with other men, and those conversations can get steamy if lewd art gets involved.

dust to dust, the coal that dont turn to diamond returns to dust

Whichever at least somewhat sensible pairing except those featuring Marisa; top

except those featuring Marisa

Based

Is it Kokoro's month already?

It literally doesn't matter for turn based games. Hell anything above 60 doesn't matter for most genres unless you are playing multiplayer FPS.

Seiga is the queen of Anon Babblehu

but who is bbc queen of vhu?

Im sorry you are an uppity nigger and a cuck

no lies here

She doesn't deserve to be our queen as long as anons keep trash talking TD

Marisissy

20 fps is all you need (for OoT)

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Sex with the zombie
She can watch

Shittiest floatan
Bad controls (will be more apparent when you play ULiL)
Tolerable music (Best of the trilogy, not a high bar)

oh Im gonna color those dicks with a nice green-ish brown alr like a pistacchio ice cream

Why is he pogging

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You know what, we told you in the last thread.
Game is really easy as every single character has access to sort of long range/homing attack that you can spam entire game to win.
Have fun, try not to fall asleep

Tolerable music (Best of the trilogy, not a high bar)

Highly disagree, AoCF has best music and it's actually really solid soundtrack overall, and it has Egoistic Flowers which is one of the best tracks in the series.
HM is meh but its music is not that bad either

If you think that's bad just wait till you see how Miko's special bar looks like...
Game has unfortunately modern day (or at least modern for the time of the release) memes in it.
Blame Tasofro.

boring cast of characters
boring gameplay
boring story
retroactively ruins previous characters like byak and nitori
shitty controls
Kokoro and her theme are good but that gets ruined in the next fightans because ZUN didnt know what to do with her
also I guess you get to understand why Koishi became so popular
its just bad, I even remenber people throwing a big stink about it when it released

Oh...

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game wasn’t bad because it sold well

what the fuck why the fuck is this a stealthu thread

AoCF is a mixed bag
Yorigamis' theme, the title theme getting more instruments the more stories you beat, and Yorimashi between dreams and reality are the highlights. Meanwhile, stuff like Night Falls or Reisen's theme (technically from ULiL) are some of the worst songs in the series. I'd rather listen to IaMP's 10 second long rendition of Bloom Nobly than this garbage.

I always forget how sexo this Reimu looked

OUT OF ALL THE FUCKING UFO CHARACTERS, THEY ADD HER?!!

Now post the image where balls are brought up

retroactively ruins previous characters like byak and nitori

I'd argue that manga did it first but I agree on the ruination part

also I guess you get to understand why Koishi became so popular

I think that ""honor"" falls to the next game that gave Koishi her telephone urban legend attack but ye this game definitely helped.

The need more melee fighters, she is actually one of the best characters to play as in entire trilogy, her unzan attacks fuck hard.
Balls are from the next game

Its not the fact its her its the fact she's so goddamn boring as a character, I cant remenber a single thing about her

Reisen's theme (technically from ULiL) are some of the worst songs in the series

Really now? For me ULiL arrangement of her theme is best one...

i need to have homosexual intercourse with my Anon Babblehu friends... i need to put my dick in buttholes... i need to put my cum in another boy...

God I wish I was Unzan's slave

UNZAN MY ANAL VIRGINITY IS YOURS!!!!

Minamitsu....

Which Anon Babblehu would you give your virginity to?

Which Anon Babblehu would you take the virginity of?

hamburger helper anon for both

baldguya anon and mspaintanon

juan (penis virginity)
juan (anal virginity)

Suzumi (titcow)
Suzumi (shota)

you better start to like her because she's cool

Ahh yes, my favorite tinyhus in the background and then Yuuka and Letty are just there

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sloppa overwrote Takane when multiple girls were added because she has too little art
sorry have a consolation prize

There's another balls image with Marisa and Ichirin

best part about this game was the cameos no joke

I have plenty balls images saved but not that one sorry, i grabbed the ones I found the most amusing from my playthroughts

its good to remenber Futo is a good character

I will take this

It's sad they didn't come back in the other two floatans even thou most of the stages are the same.
Also there is one, or should I say two more contenders for "best part of HM" right here

I understand why the cape was removed and given to M*ko but I still miss it, Bukkakeren sexo

*gasp*

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Tony!!!

My tiger wife

Floatans have good sprite
I may not remember anything Ichirin says but I do remember this animation

Are we seriously getting autosaged while talking about videogames...

HM thread it is
jannies are trannies

Lets talk about gay sex instead

DICKS!!!!!!!!!
DICKS TOUCHING MY DICK!
DICKS RUBBING AGAINST MY DICK!
DICKS!
What are some video games with dicks?

I did it
It's my fault

dicks

I'm out.

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Anon Babblehu thread is still up

Them's the breaks, take it up with the yama

are you the slopperanon who generated a bunch of dicks

I have a sneaking suspicion that some users in this thread report the thread once they get too civil
Just a schizo theory

who cares
8 is still up too but that's not my PEEHU!

Where is Juanita?

Playing HM

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Reimu looks like she has a huge futa cock in this image

hatater...

bwuh

8

only traitors go there

*farts*

"bwuhs harder"

just watch porn

nyooooo

The TouhouLands.

Anon Babblehu multiplayer gaming before thread dies?

This development makes me feel helpless and frustrated.

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I made this post?

ayaPIMP

But who really was the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil?

This is a story about breaking a curse

Flanders

Stop it with your Jojo hyperfixation merth

You now think about Chiyari Tenkajin

Lazy Meira

This is the story of a boy becoming filthy rich in the sub-tropical islands

I saw merth and juanita together under a tree

veehuu and jaypee holding hands under a tree

I'm Juan. Sorry it had to come to this.

Why the fuck is HM saving my replays automatically? I don't like that

futo is hacking your computer

Yeah have fun manually deleting all your failed runs. not that they will happen with this level of difficulty

i wish juanita would cum on my cat

Rumia filtered me again

Steve Minecraft will cum in your cat

The ying yang orb filtered me after my first swing and since then i've vowed never to play Touhou games again

I filtered Rumia's panties again