Enjoy

id rub dicks and kiss. anything beyond that doesnt live up to the fantasy, in my experience. also you gotta remember smells dont come through the screen when your looking at cute pics. you know what im saying? i didnt fuck a tranny

I mean she's not fat or a shade of brown.

inb4: Rami Malek as Link

Eem bros... i thought that Trump was getting rid of wokeness, what is going on?

prince(ss) zelda

Epic discord thread sis

HAS

Pre-titjob Hunter would've been the perfect Griffith.

LET'S FUCKING GOOO ZELDAXISTERS!!!!!

would I lose my sub5 incel virginity to a trans goddess

wtf kind of question is this

0 chance, lmao.

I'm sure he'll do a great job.

another movie flop

they never learn, don't they?

Someone here probably already has.

The legend of Troon: The severed sword.

what kind of man would say no to this ?

male neck

Probably not. Attractive trannies are one of those things where you look at pictures and think it wouldn't be THAT bad, but then you get up close and personal and it's a whole different scenario. Do we know if he's got a useless micro or a big flopper? Not that it matters, it's not getting used either way.

One that isn't a faggot

Hell yes.

But also Nintendo is not dumb enough to do this.

Kek

Why not? They already designed the new games for troons

go to that account so I can laugh at the troons in the replies that actually believe this headline

I already blocked ScreenTime

Guess they're known for posting low effort clickbait.

are you saying you wouldn't lick all over that neck and lewd clavicles?

I'm not attracted to men.

Running outrage marketing and sympathy marketing at the same time would be crazy

This doesn’t mean anything. Every actor gets “eyed” for roles.

CUTE FEET

gay

I would absolutely a threesome with her and Suzy, and im not even gay.

Prime for giving Paizuri

Yeah.

AND NOW THEY GOT SOME LUNATIC WITH A PENIS PLAYING PRINCESS ZELDA YOU CANT DO THAT

triple blowjob (and nothing else) from hunter suzy and finn at the same time.

I know that this isn't real, because it's so fucking retarded.
Nintendo wouldn't agree to ruin their first big screen adaptation of TLoZ by casting a fucking troon as the female lead.
There is no universe in which this happens.

I got news for ya pal, that means you are gay.
He does have a cute lil dingdong, that makes it slightly less gay.

Nintendo of Japan wouldn't sign off on it.

retards thinking by 2029 AI will not be able to make full movies without actors

retards

lmao

I don't even think NoA would give it the green light.
I think we passed Peak Woke™ in the last year or two.

Even if they don't cast him, he's being considered.

So Nintendo considers Zelda to be a man? That's canon?

He's getting walled already should have done it 4+ years ago

The film will flop anyway they might as well go full retard

Holy fuck why can't they stop with this modern audience troon bullshit.

No straight man could past his disgusting manface unless completely drunk

And this is why I'm glad Metroid doesn't sell

Come to think of it, the amount of "but what if Zelda were a girl?" shitposting this would generate would be hilarious.

It's a kike and a tranny hilarious.

Tom Holland as Link
Zendaya as Tetra

so gross

Those shoulders and clavicles/collar bones are really odd to me. Going only by the face, I could see the female resemblance, but there's something about the shoulders, I dunno. Those tits looks mad weird as well, are they bolt-ons?

i don't care what you niggers think, i wish i could fuck hunter

I hate trannies but hunter is a instant yes

as the hot young dudes say: if it's butt, it's butt.

honestly, no