I hate indie games

Don't forget to gas up some nigger-tier content again by insisting it somehow makes you "erudite" for huffing the farts of a faggot who dropped out of art school in Los Angeles, California.
Niggerman. :^)
Right now I'm playing Dishonored and it's good. (not fantastic, but good) and I'm thinking about trying the thief games next. (Old, then new to see which is actually shit)
IRONICALLY there are a few walking simulators I enjoy like Life is Strange and L.A. Noire, but neither of those games is up its own asshole. It's the indie games which constantly shove non-gameplay, non-story, and a bunch of fucking meaningless filler into your face.
Your reward for wading through that shit? A MEDIOCRE STORY THAT'S USUALLY NOT WORTH EXPERIENCING.
These faggots all think they're making Earthbound. OR "look at my visual novel where you click on item and then get dialogue!".
It's honestly just AIDS.

the disco elysium creators are estonian
by their very nature they suffer more than you because they have to wake up in estonia every day

like Life is Strange

not up its own asshole

One (you) for you.

what games do you like?

You write this retarded shit and you think it's not retarded.
Unfortunately for both of us you are a midwit who thinks in memes and cannot express real ideas or opinions.

dey lives in a country I don't live in wow so crazy

Really bro? Estonia has fiber internet for most of the country it's a normal place.

I hope you go fuck yourself. Never liked meeting low-brow, low-IQ faggots like you in real life and I certainly don't want you around this website.

Disco elysium isnt a video game, its a VN, and a mediocre one at that.
There are plenty of good indie games though.

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Explain how it is then, if you feel that way. To me a game that has EPISODES is specifically doing something like a TV show, and lo and behold, that's exactly what it does. It's Twin Peaks but with Time Powers. Does what it says on the tin.

i fucked your mom shitlips

There are plenty of good indie games though.

Like what? Because I keep playing only 2:
Walking Simulator about "MY TRAUMA" which isn't trauma at all.
Earthbound clone but shitty

I'm upset but too stupid to express myself

Noted

Do you know about adventure genre?

/thread
Super Meat Boy
The binding of isaac

Do adventure games typically have long sections about MY FUCKING HECKING TRAUMA (I got too drunk one night)

Hey you're missing out - if you complete the game you also find out that the ending was a piece of shit too

Ion Fury is the only good indie I have played. Out of like 50

faggot who dropped out of art school in Los Angeles, California.

It's a post-USSR Estonian game you domesticated cattle.

Super Meat Boy

Bad. Just a flash game and all the levels are boring.

The binding of isaac

This is actually a good indie game, especially rebirth and all that goes with it. It's not really my cup of tea though. That said even though I don't like it much, the game does everything a good game should do so no complaints there.

It IS the third category of indieshitslop I forgot about
1. Walking simulator
2. Earthbound Clone
3. Rougelike time waster

Neon White - intentionally cringe anime dialogue + god tier go fast puzzle/shooter levels
Terraria - Action/Adventure/Sandbox game, the GOAT of indies and is regularly 5$ on sale
Dusk - Fun singleplayer shooter
Katana Zero - Action game with a neat gimmick and cool visual aesthetic
Noita - Roguelite wizard game where you are allowed to utterly break the game with crazy wands
Slay the Spire - Roguelite card game, so good it started the genre of shitty indie card games

inb4 [game name] is [buzzword]slop

It's a post-USSR Estonian game you domesticated cattle.

"My faggy game is actually not so faggy because it was made by some fags overseas."
That's where you're wrong!
By the way, look up what "Sarcasm" means you might learn about a whole realm of things you're too stupid to understand.

1. Walking simulator
2. Earthbound Clone
3. Rougelike time waster
ok thank you indie game slop shit.
how about GOOD games?

its a VN

and a mediocre one at that

The writing alone puts it above every single other VN

Disco Elesium was lame and gay - but there's plenty of decent indie games
I have hundreds of hours in factorio and rimworld
Undertale was genuinely good fun
Stardew valley is great
I enjoyed vampire survivors
And even that schedule 1 game was fun with friends

several action games

walking sim

???

"I GOT DRUNK ONE NIGHT NOOOO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME"
dis writin so good bro im like wow how did they come up with dis

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't blow a lightbulb.

Normies think this Novel is good because it has lots of words and le wacky introspective Reddit dialogue.

overseas

I can drive to Estonia.

I have hundreds of hours in factorio and rimworld

numberslop like cookieclicker

Undertale was genuinely good fun

shitty earthbound clone by L.A. fags

Stardew valley is great

Shitty SNES game clone

I enjoyed vampire survivors

numberslop

nah not really. The "good writing" is taking every errant thought and word expanding it into a dialogue tree while the writer goes ham with a thesaurus. It completely fucks up any pacing for the game. This is on top of it being unable to properly balance the point of the game so its several simultaneous mediocre plots because each writer wanted to do something else.

IRONICALLY there are a few walking simulators I enjoy like Life is Strange

neither of those games is up its own asshole

Videogames and Anon Babble are slop

If Anon Babble is slop then the whole internet is, but there are still good posts, posters, and fun to be had here.
Also, I simply won't make an account to share my retarded opinions online.

look man I remember being 15 too but you should think about going outside and making some friends

I remember trying to win arguments by using ad hominem.
It never worked but I typically felt like I was getting somewhere.
You feelin' like you're gettin' somewhere anon?

For anyone reading though, is dumb and smelly and therefore you should consider ignoring them.

This is an extremely triggered thread. Which ZA/UM staff member killed your parents?

It's Twin Peaks

Bait

Dawg I just hate shitty content and I hate it more when it gets glazed.

how is it not

my girlfriend broke up with me i got very sad, and i drink alcohol, this game blew my mind

I hope you devote at least this much attention to things you enjoy, so it's not a total waste

passionate people act with passion in both like and dislike

No shit, sherlock. Damn let me go get YOUR nobel prize for psychology.

everyone else has a biased opinion and only my opinion is pure fact

the fact anyone is giving this newfag the time of day is the saddest part of this thread

as opposed to every VN in existence being

I saw a monster and felt scared

I was so scared of monster that slid from shadows

Shadows revealed a monster that got me terrified

I turned to my little imouto and told her "i'm so scared of this monster that just appeared"

repeat for every single plot point over and over. Most notable examples of retarded writing that repeats itself over and over is trannynecko and tranny;gayt

there's really nothing else of note happening on Anon Babble right now to be fair

Alright man. Stay mad if it's your calling, I guess

how far did you get in disco elysium? did you try to understand what the game was trying to convey or did you see words and lose your marbles?

If these are your issues, then I'd like to recommend Outer Wilds and Ultrakill again. Ultrakill is pure gameplay, and Outer Wilds is mostly gameplay with some reading with the purpose of solving a mystery.

I never said VNs were that good. By labelling DE as VN I (and you too) have acknowledged that it is lesser than a regular book. Funnily enough the lead writer did try to be a regular author and failed so badly that it drove him into a depression.

I'm sorry to say but judging by your inability to appreciate good games and good writing, you must be at least 65% brown.

How is Rimworld anything like Cookie Clicker or about numbers?

I'm an indie developer, so my game CAN have shitty ps1 graphics

Come on bro at least recommend me Superhot. (actually good)

you have such a high opinion of yourself yet such a shallow taste in games

You played the overrated ones.

Try Enter the Gungeon or Hollow Knight or Outer Wilds or Cuphead, those are kino

Stop responding to bait

OP, you are an Indian. OF course you can't enjoy good games.

That's an old screenshot. Ultrakill looks like a PS2 game now. Also, it's not surprising that the self proclaimed indie game hater is a graphics fag.

Name 1 (one) good non indie game then
If you hate indie games you must really fucking hate AAA games because they're straight up worse

It doesn't need to look insane but the whole "I don't have to try, AT ALL!" is very much an indieshit mindset.

Im not gonna respond to bait anymore, I dont give a shit what OP plays or doesnt play. I am posting this for my own ego.

I just find it funny to have the taste of a Tumblrina in games and have the attitude of the old COD only dude bro types in the same person.

Same
Hollow Knight I finished at 90% because I was already tired of that shit. And it's easy to make me like things

What would you cite as an example of pseudo-retro graphics done right? And again, that's an old screenshot. Ultrakill's early levels were redone in the last update to be on par with the newest levels. Also, what about the gameplay? What do you think of it?

Only trannies, autists, wannabe critics and midwits that think they're smart like indie games.

It's the indie games which constantly shove non-gameplay, non-story, and a bunch of fucking meaningless filler into your face.

This doesn't sound like the Devil Daggers or Kill Knight I played

What would you cite as an example of pseudo-retro graphics done right?

Nothing, because that's a dogshit excuse for not having any graphics. Either be HONEST and say "we're not skilled enough to do good graphics" or "we're too cheap to do good graphics".
Everything else is just excuses and lies. Unreal Engine 5 is FREE.
stepofweb.com/is-unreal-engine-free/

Try quasimorph, it's enjoyable, has neat details, and an excellent music integration.
It's still lacking in the main story department but everything else is there
Pretty easy to find a "free" copy too

what about my game which has the graphics, effects, and sounds from a shitty 90s game?

No thanks. Your shitty ps1 and SNES clone games are not appealing.

youtube.com/watch?v=GD75CSkcT3I

RPGmaker-tier slop

it's a shitty fire emblem clone

No thanks. How about instead of playing stupid shitty clones of SNES games you just go play the SNES games.
Instead of acting like a shitty ps1 game that came out in 2020 is good, you can just play ps1 games.
Probably NONE of you have beaten Legend of Dragoon and that's MUCH better than stupid fucking indie games. Fun fact: it still has shitty ps1 graphics because it's a ps1 game so you can pretend an indie "developer" made

That's nice dear. Unfortunately people who don't care about gameplay are beneath me so I don't really give a shit what you think

Rain World remains a complex game, a perfect design and system, something AAA would never do. I am very selective of indie games and games in general, OP you're just a mainstream only. Graphic only fags killed games.

D:E isn't up its own arse. But it is more of a visual novel than it is an RPG or even a game. If you get hung up on that, that's on (You).

Minecraft is the best selling game of all time and it's not even close. It's got over ONE HUNDRED MILLION more sales than number 2 (GTA V).

I-It's not indie anymore

If you even though about writing that you're a disingenuous

Go play Atari games they have pure gameplay, no graphics.

doesn't just play PONG all day

Fake gamer

Anyone continuing to take the bait after this post is a sucker

Go watch a movie, it's pure graphics.

game published by 20th largest company on the planet is an indie game

Kino. Hopefully Minecraft will be able to keep Microsoft afloat.

Rain World

Tranny game

disingenuous nigger response

I bet you're too young to even know that Minecraft started as an indie game and already became the best selling game of all time before the microshit buy out and has maintained that position all this time despite barely being updated in all that time

Go read a book, it's PURE plot.
Just kidding you can play a visual novel it's the same thing.
If you don't own at LEAST 10 Atari 2600 games you don't care about gameplay, you care about shitty graphics.
And that's where you can't be honest, and I can. I need the graphics to NOT be shitty. You're fine with "as long as they tell me what to do" but that's not good enough.
You're the type of person to drink corn syrup soda and say "what's the problem?"

Rain world is an absolute kino masterpiece

Downpour is LITERALLY fanfiction garbage

Watcher is the return of kino

Yeah, the other anon is right. Before this, your bait was somewhat believable. But now you've been cornered and went full retard.

"Here is my dogshit slop."

what the fuck this is awful

"Oh, I meant to say, here is my indie dogshit slop."
Wow... amazing!

did you just take a giant shit on my plate when I asked for a steak?

what the fuck is wrong with you I'm not paying for this and I'm calling the police

vs.

did you just take a giant shit on my plate when I asked for a steak?

sir, it's not shit, it's an indie steak

oh ok

OP probably thinks uncharted is a good game

Estonia

worse than Weimarica

Alright anons the boss is below 30% health so he's starting to use his Food Analogy attack. Stay alert and keep up the good work

You have to be able to read to play DE, which is why you struggled. No idea about LISA.

No, it's not very good. In terms of walking simulators, Rise of the Tomb Raider (Tomb Raider reboot #2) is actually pretty great. Weird because the 3rd one is mid and the 1st one is too.

Play more games retard. Literal 10/10s of every genre, every scope, every art style. Hundreds of them that you can try right now.

Clearly you don't like these artsy fartsy narrative-focused games, so why the fuck do you play them and then get pissed that they don't suddenly impress you?

You have to be able to read to play DE, which is why you struggled. No idea about LISA.

Bro honestly kill yourself. The writing is total dogshit and it's made for people who don't read books.
You can't even compare passages from Tolkein (let alone any more serious author) to anything in the game. It's like comparing diamonds to dogshit.

More comparable to something like Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams or something. A little irreverent, some drama, mostly comedy. I thought it was genuinely funny and charming, and easily one of the best written games ever made. Not a high bar, sure, but you don't need to make a show out of projecting your obvious intellectual superiority anon.

Jesus Christ anon don't compare that pile of fucking fecal matter to Douglas Adams. Hitchhiker's Guide is actually FUNNY.
God damn bro I can't imagine the kind of retarded life a midwit has to live.

it has a lot of big words so it's good

By Zeus what a fucking shitshow

Hitchhiker's Guide is actually FUNNY

Lmao thanks for giving me the go-ahead to disregard all of your posts.

I read a lot, literature too, and DE's prose ranges from bad to great, with most of it in decent to good. Tolkein is entirely the wrong standard here and you're an idiot for even bringing him up in this context.

youtube.com/watch?v=D2_r4q2imnQ

Kino Elysium keeps filtering people who cant read

Post games that you enjoy so we can laugh. I won't even call them shit, I'll just sit in front of my monitor and laugh

I don't even like Uncharted that much yet it's still better than any indie game

Kino Elysium keeps filtering people who cant read

It's the other way around. People who read generally don't enjoy reading fanfiction-tier slop.

i hate indie games

cant play them for five minutes

only posts about 2

sure showed us anon

i am by no means Disco Elysium's strongest soldier, but you havent read fanfic if you think it and DE are the same tier, frog-kun

I've made a game(it was just puzzle slop for me to learn the systems and etc)and now I'm making the one that I wanted to make and I hate being called indie dev
No, I'm not a tranny dev, I make games as a hobby, faggot

there are still good posts, posters, and fun

ah yeah i love twitter repost thread #8994567732

Age of Empires II, Deus Ex, Warcraft III, Ace Combat 4, Half-Life, God of War II, Metal Gear Solid 3, Fortnite, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Mirror's Edge, Grand Theft Auto 4, Tetris, Dishonored, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
the list goes on...

you really thought you could slip fortnite in there unmolested?

look at my parryslop!

the game slows down to let you know you did parryslop!

No thank you.
Also if there's a way to pay for shitty parry games to NOT be made I'll pay for that.
Like I'll pay $50-60 to From Software to stop releasing sloppy garbage. They can just release a steam item that says "if this sells 1m copies we won't make a game for another year" every year and I will buy that.

this game is goated as hell but i can't bring myself to replay it do to the other politigoon quests

this game is goated as hell but i can't bring myself to replay it do to the other politigoon quests

"the 3rd grade level writing and shitty game journalists who are PROVEN to be a bunch of colluding faggots is actually good"
No, you're wrong, and I hate people like you.

I haven't touched it since they added voice acting because I fucking HATE it and I want to maintain the memory in my head of how the game was before.

hates indie games

likes tetris, a game created by one person

bwuh?

You can turn down the voices in audio settings, or use a setting so that only characters speak and thoughts don't

state of the art graphics and sound (at the time)

core gameplay is so kino it affects the brain

Yeah it's not indieslop. I don't think a single person has made any good game on that level since Tetris, though.

What was your guys favorite Disco Elysium song?
For me it's
youtu.be/54moBCJSfXg?feature=shared

Obra Dinn and maybe Cuphead are the only good games from those

If you want to talk about shit that could be made by an AI go make your own thread.
Genuinely I don't want to hear about your uncreative indie fecal matter.

Obra Dinn is a piece of shit and the graphics are total ass. Classic "boy... what if we made a walking simulator with shit graphics?!"
Cuphead is a good game. It's not indieslop. Personally I don't like that kind of game but that's not a detraction from the quality of the game at all.

Im posting because it makes you mad
My other favorite song is youtu.be/870j0RZhRD4?feature=shared

Im posting because it makes you mad

youtube.com/watch?v=Uq734_nZ7Eo
^ you think this makes me mad? I'm just not into this shit for babies. Your "game" is the equivalent of a Barney episode.

can you define "indie" for the class
you sound mad lol

youtube.com/watch?v=XAokZ3qZoes
If you don't think this song is good you're mad.
:^)

but anon that's clearly just slop

Actually critics like it and that means it's actually very good despite what your ears hear

you're telling me this shit is good

Oh yeah because lots of people have said so. Millions of flies eat shit every day, they can't be wrong.

damn I never thought of it like that, I guess the flies are right

youtu.be/3GcsQGVGtPU?feature=shared this whole sequence was outstanding

Disco Elysium was made by communists. So you experienced the worst indie has to offer. It's Important to know the difference between passionate hobby enthusiasts and complete deadbeats/propagandists (likely bernie sanders supporters).

The last 2 hours are pretty much 10/10

dream sequence

the deserter

phasmid

All kino

could you define indie for the class?