Jak 2 with goblins and rat girls

Jak 2 with goblins and rat girls

bunnyhopping fast shmovement

DMC lite combat

dev is /ourguy/

You backed Tansy's game, right? The kickstarter ends tomorrow morning.

youtube.com/watch?v=FUqS_PWGhww

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fuck the rat

As someone that loves both Jak II and goblin girls dearly: this game fails at both. Gameplay is way too floaty to claim something as weighty jak, and the goblin girl's proportions are just way too off.

Goblin girls = Latina fetishist

I didn't. I won't back this game because it has the same overconfident marketing as several other indies people do the whole parasocial bot thing with.

If it's good the game will speak for itself. If I want goblin mommies I have outlets for that already.

goblin girls owe me sex

If I want goblin mommies I have outlets for that already.

go on...

Soulless edit. Goblins. Are. Hairy.

Maybe if I could play as the rat girl

armpit hair

you got my interest

I prefer kobolds but goblins are nice too

But you can. You can unlock her as a costume if you run over to the beach area and do the little platforming challenge, and you can do this before any other missions

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he doesn't know

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Goblin feature erasure is serious.

since literally when

I want more goblin games bros....

the goblins are too tall

nortubel crossover when

Nortubel x Cris event when?

Goblin

I like the gameplay, but that's not a goblin.
That's an ugly human woman painted green. Shit proportions. Make her a shortstack, then it's a goblin.

Shit edit, kill yourself.

No, I don't want that!

based real goblin appreciator

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jak 2

look inside

it's not jak 2 but actually a good game

If I had a dollar for every shitty indie "INSPIRED BY THING YOU LOVED AS A KID" game that has to shove in speedtrooning mechanics like "bunnyhopping movement," I'd probably have a budget big enough to hire the ENTIRETY of India to make my own game. Why do all these indie devs just have to put in some ridiculously retarded movement tech that encourages the worst type of "keep playing this segment over and over until you can do it like a TAS bot" challenge autism?

like goblin girls

but only lanky, twiggy, wiry, THINN ones (still short)

I will die unfulfilled.

gross
can i have secretary gobbo wife instead?

Fun movement is fun. Not sure how else to explain it to you.

i want to facefuck her

Not a gobbo if she isnt babycrazy

All white anons who are still virgins at 25 and above deserve a government mandate goblin gf, and by goblin gf i mean literally goblin from fantasy, not latinas

dont worry i keep her permanently pregnant

Bless all games that have goblin women.
But I'd much rather see something original than inspired.

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specifying white for no reason

Whatever happened to simply "BHC"? Forcing raceplay shit where there was none is unbecoming no matter who does it, Anon.

You better give them all uppies

the real question is why does it bother you, goober? Even if a game doesn't have autism XXL movement tech, speedtroons will still try to shave attoseconds off each other's "runs" and soipog over it before jumping off a bridge. Let devs put in movement tech and it'll be easier to take the retard's money

can i see her tits please

This gooner thread can stay up. But I can't make one about an idea I'm interested in without getting flamed and my thread deleted.

yes

What I'm talking about would be a game too, if they could find the people to help out.

It's a hard, cruel world for ideaguys.

Editing the hair away is criminal BUT I have to admit skinny goblins have grown on me a lot. Not that one since that doesn't even qualify as skinny, I'm talking emaciated. A fat goblin SHOULD be stinkier than a skinny goblin but skinny goblins LOOK stinkier which is very important for good goblin pornography enjoyment

It's not my idea. there's a story from a thread on Anon Babble that I wish they could find help to adapt into a game. I already got warned for talking about it, so I'll leave it at that.

Never buying your game, faggot. Not pirating either.
Also ugly characters. Also buy an ad.

Sonic Colors announcer reference

Eh?

Expand that to any race that consists of short brown women. As an enjoyer of short fantasy women that are green or whatever other color, I am also very down with Latinas, Thai's, and Filipinas. Send unto me your short, pretty, sassy women of color.

The appeal of a goblin is that they are energetic, primitive, and kind of dumb but clever/mischievous. And have fat fucking asses. Their borderline feral mindset and culture means they are very forward with their intentions and do not play woman mindgames, nor are they bipolar attention whores concerned with gay femoid social bullshit.
None of that applies to Consuela other than the fat fucking ass.