play game with good gameplay
get bored because no sexy girls
play game with sexy girls
get bored because bad gameplay
play game with good gameplay
get bored because no sexy girls
play game with sexy girls
get bored because bad gameplay
Cowtits
I'm supposed to be aroused?
I was playing my obscure independent video game murder mysteries again and I think I'm stuck.
But this game is so unpopular that there's no guides or walkthroughs. And I'm pretty sure I know exactly who the killer is and how but I just can't prove it! It would be one thing if I was too stupid to comprehend the mystery altogether.
My theory is that the murderer is a shapeshifter sort of like the thing and I got fucked over, because the game has a time component and I could investigate a suspect, find definitive proof it was not him, and move onto another suspect. I did not consider the fact that "The Thing" could appear after I cleared the suspect, and assimilate them. But it leads to another problem. I'm pretty sure I know who the original shapeshifter was. But only by process of elimination and that's not good enough! I need positive confirmation of my theory! or maybe I'm completely wrong and I've got a bad theory and the wrong suspect.
It's tough. I would throw in the towel if I could but it's not an option. So I guess I just have to figure it out. I've probably solved harder video game puzzles.
And what do you look for in a woman, anon? If you aren't looking for breasts, find a dude's asshole to stick your dick into.
Pure misogyny for the sake of it. Disgusting. You DO realize bigger tits = bigger nipples which means MORE arousal for her? Oh but that would require effort on your part.
Fuck off. Ywnbam
Some men like small boobs. In fact the standard of beauty has always leaned towards smaller boobs, ever since medieval times. Think of the classic disney princesses, and you'll have an idea of the classic ideal body that men like in women.
spade tattoo
fuck off
troon melty
calm down
you need to either jerk off more or less often
Ironically this.
asuna <3
not everything has to be about sexo
Lmoa
what? do you want both of those things at the same time? you some kind of racist?
im getting triggered just looking at her
Medieval times
Disney Princesses
Okay I'll admit nerd misogyny is less bad but lol c'mon
If that's your best defense, then you have none. It doesn't matter if I'm trans, deaf, a monkey, or black, my points are all valid and you failed to counter them. At least the nerd anon TRIED.
Wtf are you going on about all I see is a molé
joshua 3inch ulmer
i like cows
It doesn't matter if I'm trans, deaf, a monkey, or black, my points are all valid
I mean, it kind of does matter and does invalidate your points if you're an actual monkey. You're not even the same species at that point and you think you can talk about human beauty standards? Get the fuck out of here, Bubbles.
Gay as fuck. I need a thick ass huge titted woman, stick thin girls are worthless garbage.
my tardwife queen
Not sure if I should give you points for not going with the obvious Harambe choice. Anyway now that you've tried I can rest easy.
“I like small breasts” - pedophiles
this guy would've killed himself if he was born 100 years ago when all you had was chess, checkers and tic tac toe
Based, fyi I am both thick and large boobed ;)
You can find me @creamcheese68
i keep growing more and more fond of small tits as i get older, bigger tits seem more disgusting by the day. i think because i fapped so much to cowtits ive grown disgusted to it because i link it to my goon sessions
Pedophiles and closet gays.
asuna findom
Everyone debating this topic has a rotten brain(irreversible).
rio findom > asuna findon
yeah, mojo jojo should shut the fuck up
Only acceptable way you can make your post sound cool if it's less you blocking out the big booba and being more like "I find women of all chest sizes beautiful".
Us girls can handle having pretty large breasts depending on exercise and how large our chest structure is. Always support breast reductions, never breast implants!
wonder if my wallet could even handle rio...
Good reference, but it's hard to replicate his manner of speech into text.
Whoever does wins this thread ig
Every poster ITT is a childless 30+ year old man
Are you the same anon who keeps posting this? It's sporadic enough but I've noticed...
mine definitely couldn't...
In media maybe, but I bet in real life big titted prostitutes were probably the most popular
she got that eastern europoor retarded female face but those milkaronies look nice
I mean 99% may as well be all LOL!
Not having a child until near your 40s is becoming the standard with how stupid economy is rn, so fuck off
First I look at the face and eyes, then the hair which has to be straight and long. Then I look at the hips and thighs, bonus points if she's wearing pantyhose. Then I look at tits and ass. Don't care about feet or pits. After all that comes the moment where she starts talking and in 99% of the cases I instantly lose interest.
Thanks for reading my blog.
what kind of person makes a post like this
are you retarded?
ulmer hasn't been around in years anon...
i never wanted a child to begin with. i don't understand this place's obsession over having children, must be some kind of tradlarping like when you pretend to be christian while arguing in a loli thread on Anon Babble
i posted something like this 2 days ago i think... seems like other anons have similar thoughts
hmm what would rio think about this?
I like girls...
My cis brother from another other, I have seen far uglier faces on way larger chests. And most of those are also lile double the age.
She looks fine.
You're mad because he likes lolis. Think about your life.
Play Heroes 3
sexy girls
sexy men
sexy monstergirls
sexy skeletons
sexy cows
good gameplay
Always support breast reductions
I'd support reduction of your lifespan
Don't care about feet
Well bring dishonest is gonna be a turn off, too. I see you post in every footage thread on Anon Babble and there must be like 10 a day.
Always support breast reductions, never breast implants!
We shouldn't support either
In fact, retards who encourage women to cut off their tits should be put down
IMHO take blue's hair style put it on red and maybe add 15 lbs that's a winner
hmm what would rio think about this?
she would either drain me dry and ghost me or she would say I wasn't worth her time to begin with (and she would be right)
I see you post in every footage thread on Anon Babble and there must be like 10 a day.
You must be imagining I am another Anon.
i like both you retard
but i don't go into threads complaining about one or the other
I mean if the breasts literally cause unbearable pain for the lady 24/7.
Otherwise nah.
There's two types of attractiveness in women.
1. Easy lay. Low risk sex and moderate chance of genes being passed on successfully. Sluts, basically.
2. Wife material. Hard to fuck initially. High prospect of loyalty (since hard to fuck). Good long term partner for raising kids. Classical beauty.
Anon is bad for trying to give wallets wings, they will want to roost at the nest. They can barely afford 80 dollar games, imagine them trying to keep someone with expensive tastes happy...
people want to pass on their genes to leave some part of themselves behind behind when they go. anything else won't last as long
I'd just support painkillers and a deadlift regimen in that case.
I mean if they're supporting it for no reason or because they like lolis then yeah fuck'em
It should only be for health reasons
In case of valid health concerns, sure. But then it's not "always".
I agree with the exercises but it can only go so far. I do think exercise helps out the wimps who complain about having d cups
Some of us can go up to like H with barely any exercise and be perkin'
95% of the time dieting would be a better fix, the other 5% are when back exercises are needed
Are those 2 types genetic or learnt behaviour?
there's no such thing as wife material. just because she makes you wait doesn't mean she made the boys wait in her youth
well, if they want to make someone like us they have to step up their wallet, so we are simply giving them some motivation <3
but are you even worth the short time she has to drain you dry? if you have so little to offer her?
I like it when people question my hyperbole, that made me wet
see this
think about humping asuna's fingers while she laughs at me
never been more over
What are you, gay?
Definitely learned. 100%.
My guess would have been bisexual, leaning homo. Basically the opposite tastes of a futa.
Nah there is all sluts end up being the ones chasing men when they want to settle.
Inb4 this is a lie!
Then you ve never met a wealthy 30+ yo man with mid looks.
Im not saying this is good or anything just that they dont make men wait after having fun in their youth.
but are you even worth the short time she has to drain you dry? if you have so little to offer her?
that's why i don't think she would even consider it... she would let me send but that's it
well how little would even have to offer her? maybe she can consider if youre even worth wasting her time
The yesterday someone wanted my contact info because the thread was pruning in seconds, he was so cute wanting to be embarrassed and used that way. I wonder if he regrets not being more forward, maybe another day he'll show up!
Might have to tighten the circumference for you hehe~ and its just to look too, those nails didn't come cheap <3
if i buy her nails, then can i?? and yeah, she would have to tighten her fingers.....
yeah i bet he has regrets, well, his loss not yours, youll find enough nonnies to toy with <3
i don't know why i even suggested that i would be anything but a waste of time for her, it's obvious
this the face she make when she see your TWP
OP says he cares about gameplay
OP then proceeds to spend the rest of the thread posting borderline pics and ERPing with anons
Curious.
is that some zoomer acronym ?
thats disgusting of you, you understand that her time is valuable, especially compared to yours, and now you dont even have anything to compensate her for dealing with you???
has this ever worked for you, or do you have some experince to findoming nonnies? everytime i try they talk about how much their into it yet bail when it comes to sharing tags
I really want a survival horror game in the style of the original RE3 or one of the RE remakes, but bad yet sexual things happen to the girl.
Parasite City does not fit the bill.
That's a maybe because that's disgusting~ all her clients are actual adults compared to a boy like you. "Kimochi warui" doesn't begin to express my disgust at that proposition, someone like you is more of a rubbish bin and handler but that doesn't mean no <3
The distress will only work better I'm sure of it...
Only 3, another would just randomly gift me things without even a second thought. I didn't want to a long time ago but a sadist always finds ways to inflict mental anguish.
which means MORE arousal for her?
Why should I care about her arousal?
The only thing that matters is mine.
That cow needs me to hug it.
all her clients?
why do i want asuna to be disgusted by me?? why am i happy to hear this?
Only 3,
i see, here on v? i was trying in trash aswell but no luck there either way sadly... any advice?
sadist always finds ways to inflict mental anguish.
hot, no wonder they fall for you
2 on Anon Babble 2 on Anon Babble. I don't force anyone of course, but when a cute anon seems extra desperate, I give him a tiny piece of what he wants and then keep him away until he falls under my terms. My goal is to inflict real world damage, not benefit financially like others!
Because you're wasting my time with a size that is probably comparable to the opening of a soda can, that's just yikes nonny~ Why waste my free time on you when I could go to greener pastures and graze those other men? That's why you'll never have me without some heavy overcompensation for that shrimp-like thing that definitely spurts with just an air breath <3
>get bored because no sexy girls
said nobody ever
Stop playing video games when you're horny. It takes blood away from your brain and causes you to loose focus.
Why did you type this out?
Just play a game with both. Black Desert is pretty fun, here's my Dark Knight.
Ew, also auto playing game.
anime girls fix shit gameplay
yes
Black Desert
auto playing game
Do you even know what the fuck you're talking about?
she got a sad porn ending:
her boyfriend knocked her up and she left him after accusing him of stealing her money.
she then retired from porn after her tits deflated+sagged.
Gacha games save for maybe ZZZ and Genshin are ultimately just VNs with light RPG mechanics. You should not open a gacha game if that's not exactly what you expect.
That being said, you are mentally ill if you try to monogame a gacha. Zoomers and late millenials have poisoned by competitive slop and MMOs into thinking that you should only have one or two games you play to the exclusion of all else. World of Warcraft and League of Legends have done more damage to the industry than every gacha game combined.
The only way you should engage with a gacha is to do the current content, then fuck off and play something else until there's more content to do. If you don't like it then don't play. We won't miss you and you won't miss us.
incel virgin detected
play game with sexy girls
get bored because there's no sex
If you're going to make it a selling point don't fucking half-ass it.
Wow, that's so much worse than the ending story of the other porn girl.
the only type of relationships that work for pornstars are either with straight up cucks (janet mason,brandi rhodes,maitland ward) or with long time friends who knew them forever (valentina nappi) otherwise it always blows up
this has to be old, i saw a story about her getting beat up her nba player ex last year
No, its made for heterosexuals
My goal is to inflict real world damage, not benefit financially like others!
tag tag tag
be me
rave in city, never been to rave
go there, this is pretty fun
night going well, try approaching girls
first two attempts fail. Oh well ill keep trying
third time, meet girl in middle of crowd
"are you autistic?"
she near immediately recognises it, because she has it too
we talk, we bounce off each other so much
she likes what i like, loves boardgames and dnd
this is too good to be true. "i think youre cool."
Did i finally find someone who i can love?
"Oh but im aromantic, im not interested in you"
"we can still be friends though"
"also im leaving because i came here to dance and youre distracting me."
Way to cap off an otherwise fun night. Ive somehow got her number, dont know if ill do anything with it.
Sell it to pajeets
Even if she's serious about being asexual, you could still use her as a springboard for real chicks that she's friends with. Just call her for a game of checkers or some shit and go from there.
litter.catbox.moe
Bad idea...
I want a fat girl that's it. Big belly activates the neurons
thats probably what ill do. RN im taking it rough because of how blunt it all was. I met someone who for a brief moment i felt like i can finally be myself around, and then to be so bluntly told no and then shes leaving because she considered me a *distraction.* ill be better soon, thank you for the advice anon.
My goal is to inflict real world damag
but why