Splatoon 3

eggstra work
no one gives a shit about this mode but here's another one

i give a shit! i have a gold sticker streak going!

Nice weapon selections shame it's on eggstra work.

I think the latest ones have all just been reruns, no new stickers

More like SEXtra work, am I right fellas? Haha.

I got a10 min ban

We'll do 1 game without you.

well shit
if that's you bro can you put that the thanks doc splashtag back on in the meantime I love it

Ok

lol thanks, I would've just shameless stole the idea but I don't have the doctor title

boat's so fucking gay!!

Feels nice to be able to say octo daughter is best daughter again. There's not too many people around to appreciate it, but still nice.

No so close

FUCK

Sorry for dying so much holy shit

Sorry for making you rege quit couple rotations ago both of my wrist were fucked up and I was not playing good

That wasn't a rage quit, bro, I got the mother of all comm errors. My screen was stuck on That's a wrap! for 3 minutes straight. Was legit scared that something happened to my switch. Decided to wait a little bit after it finally moved on, but when all of you stopped playing I knew that I'd missed my xtrawave chance. So I went freelancing a bit. Wasn't great.

Why the FUCK are cunts so arse at salmon rubn all week?
Getting the absolute bottom barrel squigger fucklards imaginable without pause.
Making my blood boil.

kill yourself nigjohn.

And you need to desperately get off reef-lux.
destroying your hands is not worth a 5* mate.
This might be my best capture yet though. The sheer improbability though. fucking lmao.

Gg guys I'm done my wrists are starting to hurt

Lmao damn

fuck boat fuck boat fuck boat deciding to play more than 1 king was a mistake

GGs team.

Can't say I'm surprised your ass stuck around.

Let's be real, at this point it's not even a surprise.

files.catbox.moe/921ruv.mp4
Speaking of boat, I'd like to say I'm sorry for clip related.

I don't know how it happened I woke up Sunday with nerve pain on both my wrist and lasted til a few days ago shit sucked

I remember that you saved our asses

Oh ho, not bad. This rotation has been really rough, I missed like 2 days of SR so I did some way early yesterday. Absolute cursed place, the boat is.

that's crazy

I don't know how it happened

Pretty sure we've been documenting how it happened for the last 2 years or so.

oh yeah I remember that, I was internally screaming for you to throw a bomb
but you held in so it was fine in the end

time to junior bomb spam easy, or jet sqluecher rain pain.

acting like he's any better while still here and stoill blog posting

develop yourself squid.

why did you not throw a bomb after you jumped off? the Hell man....still good save.

It wasn't the Reef-Lux this time honestly I haven't been playing that much splatoon these past few weeks

He wouldn't have enough ink to throw a bomb

There's not too many people around to appreciate it, but still nice.

Who knew turning this thread into your personal blog for 2 years would turn people away?

I know I should have in hindsight. Again, I'm sorry that I panicked.

He wouldn't have enough ink to throw a bomb

he got enough ink a little bit into the jump but he might've been blocked by the salmon and died if he did throw it
also I didn't know his ink level and just assumed in the moment lol
nah you're good man

All the same, it had lasting effects on you that really do worry me. And also astound me a bit, just how hard were you mashing that ZR? I do it all the damn time and my finger's fine.

Didn't say that but hey, keep projecting

blog posting

The continued squawking of the parrots, it's amusing.

mfw john and fang argue

he might've been blocked by the salmon and died if he did throw it

yeah a salmonid could've blocked it and make it go in the water so yeah what happened in the clip was most likely the best outcome

I sometimes have to push it hard because my zr won't work if I lightly tap it

I sometimes have to push it hard because my zr won't work if I lightly tap it

time to get a new pro controller mate

Then you need a new controller, dawg.

argue

Eh, I'm just bored tonight. Though I should probably get at least my one SR win today to hurry up and finish my catalog.

I do have a brand new pro controller that I bought two years ago but I want to keep using the one I'm currently using until it's completely unusable

until it's completely unusable

You sound like my dad, dude.

hey if it still works it still works even the sticks almost never drift

Almost never is the operative word there, I'd say. Not that I advocate throwing away something at the first sign of trouble but still. I think I'll do some freelancing now, at least for a win minimum. Might do a king, but boat will usually say no.

someone posted I broke my wrists

I didn't know you posted.

Almost never is the operative word there, I'd say. Not that I advocate throwing away something at the first sign of trouble but still

it's good for a few more years

I think I'll do some freelancing now, at least for a win minimum. Might do a king, but boat will usually say no

weapons are pretty good this rotation

The weapons are great, it's the combination of bullshit and players that I fear. But I found some perfect dudes so guess I"m going for king.

player disconnect

Welp.