IT'S OVER

IT'S OVER

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spic nigger game nobody cares

ZOOMERS IN TEARS

At least it has a release date now.

It's obvious they designed the game around Trump. Now that he won, they have to redo the entire thing.

Shut up zoomer
Only millennials care about slop theft auto past liberty city stories

I will have to wait even longer to not buy it

100% delayed due to technical debt reasons. its witcher 3 all over again. delayed because they couldnt figure out directx11. this is delayed because they couldnt figure out dx12/vulkan 1.4

thought it said march at first lmao
more than a year away from now
delays are never a good sign
if there is a second delay then you know it will be a unstable buggy piece of shit at release

We are getting May 25th, 2026 before GTAVI.

They've had to take out 4.3Tb of trans shit thanks to the overton window shift

They're delaying it a year to add an empty inverted map under Vice City for you to light up.

Member when people said that GTA6 would make 80$ games real? heh I bet you feel silly now

No GTA this year means GOTY is still up for grabs. Expedition 33, Dead Stranding 2, Doom Dark Ages, etc.

With GTA out of the picture, GotY is officially in Lune's hands.

they saw everyone's committing to $80 and are upset and waiting it out another year to see if prices go up again

Who cares it's woke tranny slop anyway with 500ms of input lag

$80 will already be the norm by the end of the year
Take2 delayed it so they can make $100 games the norm in 2026

They are delaying because they want GOTY

they know they can't put anything against the switch2 killer apps....

GOTY is Schedule 1 tho

Expedition 33 now has a legit shot, OST and rpg are a given but goty can happen.

more like loli pauline's hands

That makes no sense. Surely his win would make the game even more relevant in that case.

Well, would you look at that. GTA6 isn't coming out for another year. SURELY you're going to start working on your backlog now, right anon?

Oblivion bros...

Grim

mario kart year. simple as.

$150 games becomes the norm in the fall of 2026

Trust the Plan

remasters never win goty. thats why metal gear solid 3 remake by konami aint got a shot.

You voted for this.

They are redoing the entire game in chinese because the american economy will have collapsed by release and burgers won't be able to afford it

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I had to do a double take and remember we're in 2025.

*Lune's feet

I have a feeling it was delayed because of the nintendo / xbox price increase. They most likely wanted to jack the price up even further, but now nintendo got major backlash. They'll shelve the issue for a bit and release it after the pushback has blown over

They are delaying because they are still selling shark cards and nothing more

it's rockstar retard not bethesda. rdr 2 wasn't unstable

Literally everyone, even all redditors and any normalfag called this. Yet some retards truly try to act surprised.

The GOTY nomination is mine, mon ami.

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yes it was

you'll be sent to the front before the next GTA releases

It's a Mario Kart World, baby

price isn't a issue, this is clearly technical problems. ps5 has been having issues running games in general because dx12 to ps5s api is not port friendly

I don't get it, why do people care so much about GTA? Wasn't a lot of the single player content for GTAV cancelled to shift focus to the online portion of the game, and wasn't the online extremely predatory? I also remember that GTAV took forever to load when starting it up.

It's because of the Switch 2 port, right?

Nintendo fucking WON.

More like emu backlog fucking won

E33 confirmed GOTY now.

whoa game thing that happened with all their other games
who could have possibly seen this one coming

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couldn't even release a new trailer with this date

jesus fucking christ modern rockstar is fucking pathetic

rockstar shit and pissed themselves because expedition 33 and delayed

lMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no we don't faggot. all the good people left gta is gay now

Ha, I knew it wasn't going to come out this year. The only I didn't expect that they would announce it this early. I would've though they'd do it way later closer to the expected date.

That makes no sense

They literally said it would be awkward and problematic if trump was president when it was released. Not sure why really but google it and you can find several articles about it.

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Ha, I knew it wasn't going to come out this year

so did everyone else on the planet because this same thing happened with V and RDR2 where they release a trailer saying "this year guise" then nope next year lol

it was not delayed
this is a marketing tactic they've been using for decades

what’s your dusty ass backlog got to do with any of this? No one asked.

I'd bet you'd be against ending slavery because it would hurt the economy

Will they replace the woke shit now?

That would be Mario Kart World actually

Oh no... Anyway.

delayed to add more satire on trump

at that point why not release it on June 6th? 6/6/26. makes more sense.

i guess the pc version is for 2030. the literally state of usa games

s e e t h e

delayed my ass
2026 was the original year but they lied and said it's a year earlier just like with gta 5 and rdr 2

Family game and that's it.
All it'll do is sell a lot.

Thank you JDPON Don for liberating the oppressed 3rd world from the clutches of the evil american empire, death to the great satan

Notice how this anon didn't mention that PlayStation increased prices as well.

GTA 6 releases

we will be stuck in Vice City purgatory for 10 years or more until GTA 7

Removed*
You can't satirize trump anymore, the next day he would come out and do something so retarded your satire looks like the real events and reality the satire

26/6/26 would make more sense

Not JUST the economy.

whoops Trump won, gotta scale back the anti trump stuff lol

imagine this game comes out and is hot ass and just nukes the entire games industry

Pcccucks had to wait till 2027 lmao

I think it's the girl boss stuff what they are toning down.

I fell for it again and bought 5 after 4. Such chores to play. I won't be getting 6 after seeing the jewery of GTA Online.

I've been a fan since GTA 1 and 3 is my favourite.

GTA are still one of the best sandbox games ever, whether you want to play with others or by yourself.

I think not. there' no way in hell something so subpar and unfinished deserves GOTY.
this shit is insanely low quality.
more glitches and flaws than I could possibly list.

the way animations don't have proper transitions or even interpolation and just awkwardly snap like this.
-the way feet slide and don't line up with movement
-all the clipping problems.
-the low quality rigging
-the low quality posing and animation in general
-the LOD and pop in

the last GOTY was astrobot and it has none of this shit. it was a fully polished product that was not riddled with glitches due to lazy devs that don't have any standards for their work.

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With a 2026 release date it's a nobrainer that the PC version will be a 2028 crossgen

companies losing money

games will be $100 in a couple years

gamers are already sick of buying broken ass games

especially when they don't align with their political views anyway

I'd say the industry is already nuked

The 'running around killing people and blowing up cars' part of the game is the least fun in 4 and 5.

Any opportunity to suck off Sony huh.

How long until some random zoomer tranny hood nigger sending death threats to random Rockstar employee?

As a PCfag I wouldnt be playing it till 2026 at the earliest anyways.

Inb4 Kyoani'd

I expect R* Dundee to employ a royal guard detail that will make Buckingham Palace look like a joke.

I couldn't care less who made it.
I will not even buy it unless it's on PC. but it's a modern game that is actually finished.
everyone else is making blatantly unfinished low quality trash with constant reminders that the devs are fucking incompetent and have no pride for their work.

they will do shit like this and even tho it's obvious they need to fix the footsliding before the sequence is done they'll just leave the broken animations in the game and move on.
this is not a "mistake" they see it. they just have no fucking pride.

Lol no. Mario kart is meme trash.
Theres no evidence of girl boss stuff from the trailer. Having a girl play a bigger role isnt girl boss.

zoomers mostly play fortnite, roblox, minecraft
this is shitllenial franchise

They didnt raise the price tho?

I don't think she will be super annoying but I think they'll make her an exact copy of the male character so she's "equal." Which is a shame because they have the perfect opportunity to make her weaker and more retarded as women should be. It would be comical in a gta way but that's probably too much to ask in 2025.

Xir bought a PS5 for GTA VI when it's going to be a PS6 exclusive

LMAO

They are waiting for the conflict to end, mayhaps?

a game i wont play

in a franchise ive never played

wont come out this year

its so fucking over vrosssss............our esposnse??????

noooooo not my Jewish propaganda slop.

Good

Theres no evidence of girl boss stuff from the trailer.

Why would they show any of that in the trailer? That would be a stupid business decision.

If you listen closely, you can hear the sounds of millions of brown, third world children crying

fucks sake i bought used ps5 3 weeks ago so that i could play GTA this year

games media will give it to kojima shit

you cant give goty to remasters. that just look pathetic. remakes like the resident evil remakes or ff7 remake are fine as those are brand new games but you cant do it for remasters as they are still basically the same game.

Rockstar are casual slop devs, they make slop all their games are slop including Reddit Dead Redditmption 2

racing games and sports games will NEVER win goty. the best they can get is best racing/sports games awards.

RockStar needs to push it back an extra 5 months to make sure the online is broken.

everyone knew it would get delayed.

FUCK this means I can't kill myself for another 14 months at least FUCK

game will release on this day

ok

actually it will release a few months later

ok

i have never understand why people fly into a frenzy about this shit. its the most whatever uninteresting news in the industry

not killing yourself now to save on the disappointment

The SP will be a glorified tutorial for GTAO2 anyway.

Mario Kart is more than a racing game, it's the racing game and GOTY should be the best game, DS2 still has the boring boss fights, Wilds/Shadows were underwhelming, unless GoY comes out and it drastically improves on the original I can't see it winning.

Try to not choke to death on that Sony dick.

Because most of the people who wanted to play this already bought a PS5 for it and by now it looks like it'll come out at the very end of it literally dying and then getting replaced by PS6 kek. It could still get delayed to late 2026 and then PS6 comes out next year. PC gamers might get GTA 6 before PS6 too so PS6 won't even be the best version

in a good timeline they would use this extra dev time to work on the pc port so it can get a simultaneous release with console
we don't live in a good timeline tho

Goyim will pay any amount of money for GTA VI. They could charge $150 and every other game could be normal price and people would still buy it.

That's literally not what they said you RETARD. You pulled those words out of your ass. Actually read the article next time instead of a headline you fucking worthless dipshit.

gta vi is going to be so outdated man holy shit

They did, every region other than the US had a price increase and ps+ went up across the board.
On top of that there are rumors they're going to increase it in the US too now.

haha yea man remember that time he literally told the entire country to inject themselves with literal bleach! lol!

What the fuck, why is her hand so small? It's freaking me out.

It wasn't snoy who made it.
it was a japanese studio who is funded by snoy.
I don't own a snoystation but I do recognize actual standards and work ethic.

Square enix was also funded by snoy and their work is fucking abysmal.

It's why nintendo used to be good. many of their games were very polished. they actually finished things.
mistakes like the ones we see constantly now shouldn't exist in games because it means people aren't doing their jobs and finishing their work.

They're waiting for Trump to get impeached and thrown out of office.

a ps6 is not coming out that soon

He's talking about how you're sucking off Astrobot as if it wasn't a last minute replacement for Concord after it flopped.

So this is...what? The THIRD time it's been delayed now? Or fourth? I honestly lost count, but I think it's three times now, which is fucking stupid/hilarious to me. Also did they not announce a few months back they guaranteed a 2025 release window like around Q3 or Q4 of 2025? Pushing it back to Q2 2026 seems like a massive pushback, and I can't help but wonder what caused it?

7 years is standard. Or you think Sony will let Xbox get 1-2 year lead for no reason? Just because PS5 flopped hard with games doesn't alter when new hardware comes out. I've seen so much cope from sony fans about this and it's hilarious. Sony doesn't care if they wasted their money, they already got their money but Sony wants to keep selling Playstations and the only way to do that is to release a new one. The old one have sold to mostly the ones that were gonna buy it by now.

It’ll get delayed again until Fall 2026.
This is the Rockstar MO. Anyone who knows shit about games always knew this was getting delayed.

read that as May 26, 2025

thought GTA 6 was gonna wreck the switch 2's launch

was gonna celebrate

read it again as 2026

FUUUUUUUUCK!!

Anonymous asking the real questions here.

My friend Sony would never do this;

It’s really unclear what we would even do with it, let alone how upset people would get with whatever we did. Both intense liberal progression and intense conservatism are both very militant and very angry. It is scary but it’s also strange, and yet both of them seem occasionally to veer towards the absurd. It’s hard to satirise for those reasons. Some of the stuff you see is straightforwardly beyond satire. It would be out of date within two minutes, everything is changing so fast.

Sounds exactly like what I said thanks retard.

You're crazy if you think a multiplat would have any effect at all on Nintendo.

100 US DORRITOS!!!

don't give a shit.
for once a refined well made game actually won and it was well deserved.
instead of some unfinished walking sim piece of shit.

now it looks like it'll come out at the very end of it literally dying and then getting replaced by PS6 kek

Same thing happened with GTA V. Released just a year before next gen. VI will come out Fall 2026. It’s all planned because they know they can milk people for more with their “next gen” re-release and a year is too long a wait for the FOMO crowd (which includes almost everyone because it’s GTA VI)

for once a refined well made game actually won

See, the problem with that is Astrobot actually won. A game that not only is more simply than any other platformer made in the last 20 years but also has a data leak issue

Oh wow, I am not surprised at all.
Sony in shambles btw.
Seethe nigger

wait 1 year for retards to cope about increased prices

charge 80 dollars

make 100 million dollars more by waiting 1 year

100% the reason, as with xbox waiting for nintendo backlash
enjoy your cucked future faggots

Over a year from now

I still won't have ever had a gf

Astrobot won because of nostalgiabaiting millennial journos who make up like 95% of the voting

I don't play AAA westoid slop

GTA is a game for children.

With that being said, the delay is probably because they want to port the game to Switch 2 given how lackluster game sales are on Playstation 5 and XSX.

No matter how dogshit the Switch 2 version will be, it will sell more than PS5 and XSX combined. As tendies are the biggest consoomers in the industry right now.

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This is all Trumps fault btw

Wtf nigger I was looking forward to playing ot this year too.

Why would they possibly need another year?

how does this relate to the gta6 release?

nikke got the shittiest anniversary event that topped old tales in awfulness

still has more content and prints more money than gta 6

GTAVI will be implementing a no singles purchasing policy for their product in an attempt to curb incel violence training.

KCD2 or E33 sweep awards then now that GTA6 is gone.

Surely it'll happen this time.

her magical aptitude stunted her limb growth?

GOTY LOCKED IN, GET FUCKED NORMALFAGS

gta

goty anything

Only sold out journalists give this game goty

GTA5 came out in 2013. Zoomers would have been 16 (oldest) to 1 (youngest) years old. GTA is a millennial game. Problem is Millennials are between 29 and 44 years old. A lot of the people who bought GTA5 are out of the market now. The game industry doesn't realize the boom that happened in the 2010s was due to millennials getting to an age where they had money. The industry is failing because it can't adapt to this fact

nigger game
dont care

Like Metroid would win over Mario Kart or Donkey Kong.

trump won, tranny

sequel of a dead series that was popular over a decades ago

Why is anyone excited for that?

Hands are small so your dick looks bigger in them

Children and menchildren are excited for it the core audience of GTA

ITS 2025 NOT 2020, ITS NO LONGER COOL TO DELAY YOUR GAME

You're delusional if you think the game won't be completely FILLED with Trump references.
If anything, they took extra time to double down on their attacks on republicans, MAGA boomers, the alt-right, racists, Alex Jones, Elon Musk and whatever they perceive as "not left leaning".

It's going to be "satire" in one direction only, you know for a fact they won't make fun of trannies, homos or entire the pride clusterfuck, except in ways that can't be perceived as even vaguely offensive by anyone.
Maybe BLM is on the table since it crashed with no survivors but I wouldn't count on it, the game was deep in development when that shit was happening so it's likely to pay lip service to rioting monkeys as well. A joke about their corrupt leadership is the best you can hope for.

Children don't care about millennial franchise

Children has always been one of the biggest audience for GTA games though, it won't be different with GTA 6

every region other than the US

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Expedition 33 is now GOTY babyyyyy

This.
Geoff fellates kojimbles at every award show.

Have you considered that you're intensely autistic and looking into things a little too closely? Normal people don't do this

This is like Gamecube levels of sales. Its truly over for consoles

pc players still have to wait till 2028, and your complaining about one year...

the people hyped for this game are the BROWNEST most BROCCOLI HAIRED ZOOMGROIDS and WIGGER ZOOMERS you have ever seen, and their streamer bros they watch are literal charcoal black shucking and jiving niggers. This might have the worst community of any game ever made.

nah I don't give a shit, they cucked out on tranny jokes and removed with the gtav next gen upgrade and vi looks like nig slop

enjoy your malware from torrents pc c0ck

This is like Gamecube levels of sales

GameCube has 36 games that sold more than 1 million. It's worse.

It's even worse on Series X/S, because that one doesn't even have a Wikipedia page

Again, tendies are the only ones buying video games within the console community this generation.

And then people wonder why the fuck Sony are porting their games to Steam.

Gotta wait until it's acceptable to charge people 100$ + microtransactions for AAA game.

Normal people don't do this

who gives a fuck what normies do or don't do? either way, you're wrong, people absolutely do notice when something doesn't "feel right" during gameplay, even if they're not observant or experienced enough to point out exactly what it is. fucking drooling League of Legends players notice when a character feels clunky to play.

Reminder that the gamecube was not only stronger than the PS2, but it had better games and it was less expensive.

But enough about Oblivion....

Sweet. Since GTA now have an exact release date, I hope we will see more publisher announcing their games release date.

GTA3, VC, SA and IV came out in 2001,2002,2004 and 2008...

Rockstar ruined my life!

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he doesn't know bleach is indeed used for treatment

It's going to be a satire in the poopoopeepee googly eyes version of satire because all of the adults left R* years ago so all thats left is the brat dark Brandon crowd who wouldn't know subtlety or wit if it licked their earlobes

And once again Nintendo wins by doing absolutely nothing

I just want a new Chinatown Wars. I don't care about this shitty woke slop simulator shit they've had since V. It's terrible.

why are normalfags so upset about this ? are they really too retarded to see that its just going to be GTA V but in Florida.

blahblahblah

When I was in middle school, kids were talking about the PS2 GTAs, which were new then. There absolutely are a bunch of 13 year olds who were hooked on GTAV when it was out, younger than 13 year olds even.

oh wow they just killed the PS5

delayed until 2026

will still be a broken and buggy mess at launch

will still charge at least $100

will still break records because of braindead normies

I think it's gonna be hard for it to outsell GTAV regardless of what happens.

but that means "we got ___ before gta 6" stays true for a little longer

They'll release it higher than 100 bucks for the base game at this rate and blame Trump's tariffs.

Switch 2 showed normalfags will coomsoom their slop.

it doesn't matter, GTA is still a zoomoid franchise because of GTAO. i'm in my mid 30s and i only played 1 through SA. i haven't cared about this shit franchise in decades

this is just the second of price increase of the PS5. I'm pretty sure the first one got the US as well

You all are fucking idiots if you actually thought Rockstar wasn't going to delay a GTA game for once. I told you back in 2023 that the game was confirmed for 2026 and were confused as to why I said that.

The US announcement is coming soon don't worry

rockstar

broken and buggy

come on anon. at least give them credit where they deserve

Who even cares anymore? This piece of shit game is why every company thinks they can charge $80 or $90 for games now. This industry can't crash soon enough.

its not on switch: the post

If GTA6 does not have the following and they charge more than 60 Dollars I will not be buying we live in 2025 and the game will be releasing in 2026, there is no excuse for a studio the size of rockstar not to have these features:

Persistent World (Every NPC is persistent even if initially generated and has ownership of property and a full life cycle, if you kill them they will have a funeral for said character, etc, theoretically you could kill everyone on the map and the only way new NPC's can spawn back in is via them flying in via planes, etc)

Fully Explorable World (EVERY Single Building should be fully enterable and explorable even if you have to break into it)

Full World Economy (Theoretically it should be possible to tank businesses, buy any property with sabotage, threats, etc)

Full Building Destruction (You should be allowed to even completely collapse Skyscrapers in the game, NPC's will have to rebuild it over time)

Unique Voice Lines (If I hear ANY NPC say the same voiceline within 100 hours, i'm uninstalling and refunding even if I have to go to rockstar HQ myself)

Unique NPC Looks (If I SEE an NPC that looks exactly the same as another NPC and they are canonically a twin or related to that other character within 100 Hours, I will be uninstalling and refunding)

Actual Expansions released yearly for the entire lifecycle of the game (Not related to GTA Online updates whatsoever, I want full map expansions, whether it be Liberty City or Los Santos Expansion, or a full Zombie Expansion that completely changes the game in it's entirety)

Full Optional Co-op of the main game (If GTA San Andreas could have local co-op in the world, then they can add FULL Seamless 100% Co-op even as a random gang member, even within any mission or part of the world)

Full potential of Florida Natural Disaster (Fully Simulated Potential Floods, Hurricanes, and beyond)

Also the following: Horses, BMX, Skateboards, rollerblading, and every vehicle type from previous titles

This is for consoles only right

Honestly every GTA game deserves to win the "least subtle satire ever" award
They manage to beat South Park in that regard

Doubt it. He's doing quite well, in spite of Dem and Chinese propaganda. Briben is the reason the economy is in a mess.

I wonder who'll take Polygon and Giant Bomb's votes now they're both dead.

This is absolutely ridiculous

So how badly are Sony and Microsoft seething about the delay?

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or they saw the anger coming out and nope'd the fuck out of that controversy. Let nintendo and xbox tank that tidal wave of hate.

its been 12 years since gta 5 released and these faggots STILL need to delay the gaming industry needs to have a reset

Not the Eurozone, though. If you pay with Euros in your country you're still safe. If you're in Europe and don't pay with Euros then you got a price increase.

I am a giga R* fag but I have to agree the people who like these games are low IQ tards and brown children. Still buying the game day one though

I am doing so, not that it matters, my backlog will last me for decades.

Literally who

t. cum gargling mongoloid

okay but I'm still not buying a console

Xbox

mattering at all

game set in america

ironic huh

stop lying

ps: you're brown

enjoy your leftovers i guess

Why did 400k people “like” this lol
Gamers are such lemmings it’s unreal

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it hasn't been in development for 12 years, pre-production likely started around 2018

These are not gamers unless you mean an invented marketing demographic.
Most "gamers" pick up a game, play it on weekend and never touch it again.

No, his win would make the devs look like complete fool. They're bought into the WEF castration ideology and believe Trump is evil because he wont allow children to be castrated.

pre-production likely started around 2018

you have 0 idea how game design works lol

I thought Sony didn't have much this year in anticipation of GTA6

Anon nothing about GTA6 would've started until RDR2 had gone gold.

he doesn't remember how bad the GTA trilogy remasters were

Oh you sweet summer child

LOVE IS A LOOOOOOOOONG LONG ROAD

GayTroonAutism remains in development hell for another year

Oh no, what a tragedy.

it's minimum*, not minimal. minimal implies that two years is the shortest amount of time it could possibly take to get a PC release. you meant that it will be AT LEAST two years, or a "minimum" of two years

Lmao, expedition 33 now has GOTY on lock. It's gonna sweep.

GTA V is a zoomer game. It was played primarily by high schoolers.

It's going to be $80 and your just going to have to accept the fact.

It will sell millions, even if you close your wallet 10 normies will take your place.

Sounds based, rightoids are the new niggers and it’s easy to trigger them with the lightest satire.

Skull emoji wilted rose broken heart

Don't you have a child to groom in your discord server?

touched a nerve eh?

that's fine, I'll just watch gta 5 streams in the meanwhile
twitch.tv/otonarino

told people to inject themselves with bleach

on record clearly admitting to sexually assualting people

WWE chokeslammed vince Mcmahon

Motorboated a in drag rudy giuliani

he has lived a varied life

Not really, I wouldn't be opposed if the state paid them a one way trip back.

Elon Musk going from the savior of the human race to liberals to having his company's cars vandalized by hippies is so fucking funny to me.

It reminds me of Trump's first term when he had I think a secretary of state that the left really hated, then he fired him, then Colbert comes out on his show and announces the guy was fired so the audience starts cheering, except they aren't supposed to be cheering a move Trump made, so Colbert starts fucking scolding his audience about how actually this is a bad thing.
It's like their programing couldn't keep up

Wow that's crazy can you link any video of him saying to do this? I'll be waiting, thanks.

Todd is seething that he's gonna miss that date.

I hated V and VI will definitely be worse

Nobody "thought" one way or the other you dipshit. The only people even looking forward to it are children who can barely speak English

Gets raped to death by a feral pack of muslims

Pretty much everyone not named Nintendo was banking on it coming out and saving them

I guess you're new to the internet so I'll be the one to tell you.
75-100% of the likes and especially the comments you see on any social media post are bots being used for marketing

Now it's like they've accepted that there's nothing they can to do stop Trump, they even botched an assassination attempt, so they've given up on stopping him, but Musk is a convenient target now. They were sucking his dick less than 10 years ago. It's funny, I don't even think they know why they're mad anymore, just that they've been told to be mad.

You retards played those? They're just worse versions of the originals.

FIPPY BIPPY
Rent free as fuck

How do you justify a $100 game though, especially GTA?

The entire american media apparatus has been an endless flood of "Drumpf bad"/"republicans dumb" satire for nearly a decade now, where have you been

I actually knew with 100% certainly at the start of the year that after a full year without a single iota of info it would be delayed into 2026. JUST like GTAV was delay, and JUST like RDR2 was delayed....

In case you want the whole story you're remembering, it was James Comey at the FBI. And yes, that was one of the starker moments about how brainfucked America is.

James Comey was already famous with cable-news-watching people

he was the "Hillary's Emails" guy, that was cruelly hounding the intrepid greatest feminist who ever lived for her perfectly legal obstruction of justice and mass deletion of her own records

so when Colbert announced "James Comey has been fired" the audience remembered what they knew the name from and broke into cheers

because these politically savvy, big-thinking, Colbert-loving patriots hadn't heard the more recent news that in his role at the FBI, James Comey was also the "Trump Works For Putin" guy, and Trump had fired him to conceal his own nefarious Russian ties

it all culiminates in .gif related

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They're not "worse versions". They're pretty much the first a.i upscaled games (that R* will never ever admit because they don't have to)

you guys are high if you think they are re-writing any characters or stories. this has to be scope related rather than story.
it would be sensible thing to do if they went woke, but that's like making a new game

After GTA V I just want this company to die, may it take a century I want it to crash and burn

They definitely had maga related "freak and weirdo" random encounters where people with....uh....green hats cat call and wolf whistle at you while you play the chick.

enjoy your malware from torrents pc c0ck

don't think i will

not even, GTA is a millennial franchise

leave it in. i also want to feel like a slut once in my life
slutty mcslutterson

They can at least re-record travel dialog without much work. And shit, that's like 90% of a rockstar game.

GTA V is zoomer.